I'm the Hero of Courage. Nintendo created me. My girlfriend is Zelda, but that girl sure gets kidnapped...a lot. You know, you think she could defend herself, she's got magic and a ton of freakin' arrows, how can she not stop some 6 foot red haired man? Anyway, that red haired man is my arch-rival. His name is Ganondorf. He comes from a tribe of all females...don't even ask me how that tribe even exists, but it does. Even though I've killed him at least 5 times, he magically comes back and tries to fuck my girlfriend. You don't need to know any more about me, you already know enough to be a potential creeper.