If a robber ever breaks into your house, just pretend to be one too, and you guys will have a good laugh and hug and he'll leave, because you had first dibs. amirite?
@stepdom That is right I am robbing the place in my pajamas

I even put pictures of myself around the house to throw them off

There's better ways than war to get back at a country. For example, pick a day where its supposed to rain, fly over the capital city, and drop thousands of rolls of toilet paper. That way no one gets killed, everyone gets confused, and they have to spend their time getting wet toilet paper off of their buildings instead of hurting others. amirite?

Didn't you learn about the Great TP War of '14? All of the best and brightest TPers were drafted, from 8th Graders to College students. We almost lost because of the general Adolf Shitler, but luckily we used a W-Bomb to cause the biggest known wipe in history. We sustained many causalities such as stern warnings and Xbox's being taken away, but it was worth it.

There's better ways than war to get back at a country. For example, pick a day where its supposed to rain, fly over the capital city, and drop thousands of rolls of toilet paper. That way no one gets killed, everyone gets confused, and they have to spend their time getting wet toilet paper off of their buildings instead of hurting others. amirite?
Girls, You hate it when you sit down to pee and somones been brutally murdered in your underwear, amirite?
@This is foul!

(Nasty Nate): this post just SEEMS to be about periods. Its really about sluts whose vaginas are so loose that people climb inside. And live there. Until they're brutally murdered

At this rate, Harry and Ginny Potter's fourth kid is going to be named Dobby Hedwig, amirite?

Guys, they have to respect EVERYONE who died by naming their kid Fred-Lupin-Colin-Tonks-Gregorovitch-Gornuk-Dirk-Technically Harry-Giant Spider-Nagini-Tom Potter

Sometimes, you find yourself randomly touching your vagina. amirite?
@Amish_Allosaurus Which is weird since I'm a guy...

Dude, i know. Sometimes my dick spontaneously implodes into a vagina, giving my the urge to touch it

No matter what religion, race, or sexuality, it doesn't even matter if you're athiest, PRAY FOR JAPAN. amirite?

wait, why would your sexuality matter?

Violence is not the answer. It is the question. And the answer is yes.

Girls: you would never masturbate with a small container filled with buzzing bees like Cleopatra, amirite?

That would just be gross. Now excuse me while I stick my penis into this melon

Girls: sometimes you wonder what happens to a guy's penis when he sits down to crap on the toilet, i mean, do they just let it hang there or what? Amirite?

Actually, as soon as we sit down, out dick is sucked into a parallel dimension inhabited only be dicks. Each male human being has their own own dick box, so they dont "cross sausages" with another dudes. Whats left in our crotch is a stump.

The "other fish in the sea" metaphor isn't quite accurate. It's more like a lake full of Magikarp, but you don't want those Magikarp. You want the bright, beautiful, red Gyarados in the middle of the lake. And if you have to swim through all those Magikarp to find your Gyarados, then so be it, amirite?

But there are other Trainers in the real world, and they might just get to the Gyarados before you.

Girls: you feel safer when you're wearing a bra, amirite?

B.R.A., Battle Ready Armor. Kids Next Door told me that

When life gives you melons, you end up working at hooters, amirite?

or melon...ade?

In Harry Potter, Hagrid seems to be a very indecisive person. For example, in the first movie, his little hut is just down the hill from Hogwarts, then each movie he relocates, some farther from the school, some closer. It's also pretty weird how the forest moves with it... amirite?

I shouldn't have to say this but...IT"S MAGIC

Girls: You think shy guys are cute, Shy guys: you know that its pure bull shit, amirite?