I actually seek out the teenage guys when buying tampons. I like making people uncomfortable.
For life?!?! They say you should get it checked out if it lasts for 4 hours!
Moths are just retarded butterflies. "OOOOOH LOOK A LIGHT!!!! I'm gonna ram myself into it forcefully until I disintegrate!"
WHAT A STUPID COMBO BREAKER!
Or "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "says something completely irrelevant"
I told my (male) friend that it was stupid that guys thought girls sat around in sexy pajamas playing Truth or Dare at sleepovers, to which he replied "no, that's what guys do".
Who really gives that much of a fuck about being a 90's kid? We just remember the great parts of that generation, just like kids today will remember the great parts of their's. Being born in a certain year doesn't make you cool.
You hate it when you go to the store and there is that lady in the checkout line with the lazy eye that keeps trying to sell you cat food and then on the way out, you accidentally run over your Uncle Steve with your 2002 Honda, amirite?
"For some reason, I have the urge to put this inside of you."
Grandpa's like "lol wut" and the little girl in the bottom left corner is like "MMMMM BRAINS!"
So many people obviously don't understand that depression is a MENTAL ILLNESS. It is not the normal feeling of sadness that people feel when their friend moves away or they break up with their boyfriend or their cat dies. It's a completely different being. It is a complete lack of happiness, joy, and hope.
And until you've been in that place, you cannot judge people that are.
When I hear that someone commits suicide, I'm very saddened. But I would never believe that it is a selfish act. It is an act of a very desperate, scared, confused, and broken person. It is a last act of resistance toward the evil, evil thing living inside of their brain and forcing them to hate themselves. It is not a choice you make to spite others.
So, thanks, OP, for finally understanding that.
I guess James Potter got a treat instead of a trick.
"Today on the playground, a kid called me monkeyman. I am not a man. Or a monkey. He's a meanie head." - Me in third grade.
Just puff your chest out and say "tax exemption".
Saying that calling someone Mexican or black is racist means that you think that someone is calling someone that term is an insult, like you're putting them down. This would mean that the accuser is, in fact, the racist person because they deep down think that calling someone whatever term is insulting.