midnightcookies

You don't understand why some girls are embarrassed to go shopping for pads or tampons. All girls have periods and if you run into someone you know while you're carrying a pack of pads or tampons then it's ok because they should know that girls do have periods. amirite?
@Juliaface I only get embarrassed if the cashier is a hot guy.

I actually seek out the teenage guys when buying tampons. I like making people uncomfortable.

In marching band, there's stereotypes about all the instruments. Flutes are ditzy, clarinets are annoying, saxophones are lazy, the low brass section is really pervy, the trumpets/mellos are obnoxious, and the pit is really weird, amirite?
@lionanimagus I'm a boner for life. =D

For life?!?! They say you should get it checked out if it lasts for 4 hours!

Butterflies are just gay moths, amirite?

Moths are just retarded butterflies. "OOOOOH LOOK A LIGHT!!!! I'm gonna ram myself into it forcefully until I disintegrate!"

Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?
An overused joke in Disney Channel shows is: "I will never EVER do that for you!" "I'll offer you money." "How soon do you want it done?", amirite?

Or "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "says something completely irrelevant"

Girls: When you were younger and you played Truth or Dare, it didn't matter which one you chose, you were going to be stuck telling everyone which boy you liked, amirite?

I told my (male) friend that it was stupid that guys thought girls sat around in sexy pajamas playing Truth or Dare at sleepovers, to which he replied "no, that's what guys do".

You know somebody's a 90s kid if he/she was born between 1987 and 1993, amirite?

Who really gives that much of a fuck about being a 90's kid? We just remember the great parts of that generation, just like kids today will remember the great parts of their's. Being born in a certain year doesn't make you cool.

It bugs you when people post really specific complaints on here, amirite?

You hate it when you go to the store and there is that lady in the checkout line with the lazy eye that keeps trying to sell you cat food and then on the way out, you accidentally run over your Uncle Steve with your 2002 Honda, amirite?

It would be weird and interesting to set up a secluded environment where people are never taught about sex, and just see how they react to their instincts, amirite?

"For some reason, I have the urge to put this inside of you."

Pictures are lies. People pretend to be happy and put on a forced smile for those 5 seconds they are posing. People don't take pictures when they are having a hard time in life, unless they're professional photographers. amirite?
@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/46704 because unposed photos are the best

Grandpa's like "lol wut" and the little girl in the bottom left corner is like "MMMMM BRAINS!"

People who say suicide is selfish because they're harming their family and friends are missing the point. When you are so depressed you feel no will to live, obviously you feel like nobody loves you and nobody will miss you when you're gone. If you feel worthless enough to die, you obviously won't expect other people to care either, amirite?

So many people obviously don't understand that depression is a MENTAL ILLNESS. It is not the normal feeling of sadness that people feel when their friend moves away or they break up with their boyfriend or their cat dies. It's a completely different being. It is a complete lack of happiness, joy, and hope.
And until you've been in that place, you cannot judge people that are.
When I hear that someone commits suicide, I'm very saddened. But I would never believe that it is a selfish act. It is an act of a very desperate, scared, confused, and broken person. It is a last act of resistance toward the evil, evil thing living inside of their brain and forcing them to hate themselves. It is not a choice you make to spite others.
So, thanks, OP, for finally understanding that.

Harry Potter is a good book not just for the story line but because of all the detail and work in it. Like how in the first book Harry felt somehow attached to the diary, and 6 books later finding out it was because both Harry and the diary were horcruxes, or "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi" meaning "I show not your face but your hearts desire", and nocturnal and diagonally being turned into Knockturn Alley and Diagon Alley, amirite?
Reading old diary entrees makes you feel so stupid. amirite?

"Today on the playground, a kid called me monkeyman. I am not a man. Or a monkey. He's a meanie head." - Me in third grade.

For a kids show, Spongebob uses some pretty big and complicated words, amirite?

Just puff your chest out and say "tax exemption".

It's annoying when people get mad at you for calling somebody a Mexican, saying that it's "so politically incorrect", when that person is, in fact, a Mexican. No, he's not "Hispanic" or "Latino", his parents emigrated from Mexico. He's a Mexican, and that's not me being ignorant, amirite?

Saying that calling someone Mexican or black is racist means that you think that someone is calling someone that term is an insult, like you're putting them down. This would mean that the accuser is, in fact, the racist person because they deep down think that calling someone whatever term is insulting.