When cars with headlights were first invented, people indoors at night were probably terrified to see moving projections of their windows on their walls. amirite?

The first cars had the exact same headlights that were on carriages that had been going by with them for longer than the lives of anyone alive at the time.

The most valuable thing parents can give their children is inexpensive taste. amirite?
The most valuable thing parents can give their children is inexpensive taste. amirite?

That is a good one, but coming from someone who grew up with their parents feeding them trash, I would say good eating habits would have been something I really appreciated.

We Are All Losing To A Thing Infinite Times Smaller Than Us, amirite?

There's nothing infinitely small.

As an adult, you will never be more aware of how much sex and nudity there is in a movie as you are when watching it with your parents sitting next to you. amirite?
Possibly the Greatest Minds to ever Grace the Earth, Living and Perished, will Never be Heard. Because they're amongst Billions trying to Survive each day. amirite?

Or Maybe they wrote down their works only for them to be burnt in a mass book burning losing all record of their works

Cursive is a secret code for parents, amirite?

So doctors are really like super sayans? (Spelling- W/E)

Nobody ever says "least recent", amirite?

"The least recent photography" is a good counter-example.

You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any of them when you wanted to retell one but remember every single one when you heard them told again. amirite?
@ChootEmChootEm It could be thats where I've remembered it from. I assume you are talking about indexing which I dont think this...

Actually, it is all about indexing. If you're thinking RDBMS, you're hell out of luck, however in NOSQL, every recall is a query, even if you're navigating down a structural tree, it's the primary graph. This is like using a path to navigate to the right XML or JSON node, or whatever implementation the NOSQL pattern has.

You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any of them when you wanted to retell one but remember every single one when you heard them told again. amirite?

Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa.

Knowing your IQ will never bring you happiness. You're either an underachiever or a dumb person who made it. amirite?
Human skin is reflective. We could a disco ball. Don't believe me? Put your phone on the floor of a dar room and hover your hand over it. amirite?

someone's bored

When you walk in a cemetery, chances are you're walking on people who touched themselves. amirite?
@bibbitybobbitybacon You say that like the caretakers are there 24/7. And it's like mad disrespectful to boot.

And you saying this to me as if there's something I should do about it? Hey OP don't do that anymore!

There , we cool?

All foods produce poops in brown colour

You've probably drank a smoothie that had a worm in it but no one would have knownn, amirite?
@2928655

Schrodinger's smoothie worm