A male's testicles, arguably one of the most important thing to continue our species, are not inside our body protected, but dangle outside vulnerable to environment. amirite?
The feeling you get when you accidentally delete an entire four paragraph text message comes awfully close to the feeling you get when you stub your toe. amirite?
Eventually Impractical Jokers will have to be renamed Impractical Joker, amirite?

Or just impractical.

Humans invented a device, with which you can point at another person, press a button and then the person dies. Wtf is wrong with us! amirite?

I'm okay with banning guns as it'll bring back the important things, like how to have proper sword duels and how to kill a man with one punch.

Slogans like "Fun for the whole family" just shouldn't be used at all anymore. amirite?
Animals just walk around butt ass naked, and nobody ever questions it. amirite?

Why do people say butt ass when saying butt butt or ass ass sounds dumb?

Society sometimes has a nasty habit of trying to kill off most to all forms of enthusiasm, amirite?

We really do live in a Society...

You tan better walking in circles than you do when walking in a straight line, amirite?
There are 5 times less binary numbers than base ten numbers, amirite?
@Dairyqueenemployee What about 2?

10 in binary. Any number in base 10 can be made in base 2

Us 3D-beings, are able to control 2D-beings. Maybe 4D-beings are controlling us, but being controlled by 5D-beings, but being controlled by 6D-beings, but being controlled by 7D-beings. So on and so forth. amirite?
Jeans with holes in them cost way more even though you're getting way less jean. amirite?

Most women's jeans (at least in the US) with holes in them have a much higher cotton percentage than ones without. I don't know anything about the textile industry, but it might have to do with the price of cotton vs the price of polyester? I can't stand jeans with all that stretch and I usually have to hunt down and pay more for jeans with a higher cotton percentage.

Respecting your elders only made sense in the past when people had to be smart, wise, and talented enough to survive into old age. amirite?
Deadpool probably isn't circumcised because of his regeneration ability, amirite?

Must be nice :-/

Respecting your elders only made sense in the past when people had to be smart, wise, and talented enough to survive into old age. amirite?

Young people have always hated old people and always will. You're not the first and you won't be the last. If you live long enough to be old, young people will hate you too and for exactly the same reason you did. That's just how time works.

Algebra is easy, yet most people struggle to learn it, amirite?

Completely oxymoronic