+515The most opportunistic thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a bath, is to throw in all your dirty laundry, amirite?
+901You still remember the day he broke your heart; the day that, after all those years of him making you feel special, saying that it was "only you", you found out that he had been going around telling all the other kids they could prevent forest fires, too, amirite?
+203If alot of people gather to argue by discussing their views on jerking off, they could call it Massdebating. amirite?
+396Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star. You hope to God that the rest were answering the poll sarcastically, amirite?
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+145A good system for deciding when it's okay to joke about a tragic event is a day for each person that died. That way, you can joke about celebrity deaths the day after, but it gives more time to other events, like 8 years and 2 months to 9/11. That way there's mourning for all the people dead, and people get to make some pretty good jokes, amirite?
+901Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
+622You're surprised District 9 didn't win The Hunger Games, what with their intimidating alien tributes, amirite?