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If you're 18, you can adopt a person that's 17 years old. amirite?

Can you also adopt someone who is 18, or even 19? I have heard of adults being adopted, so does the adopter need to be older?

If you sing "happy and you know it", to older and older age groups you'll get fewer and fewer claps. amirite?
If you sing "happy and you know it", to older and older age groups you'll get fewer and fewer claps. amirite?

Ye pretty much

You don't know how far the nearest corpse is from you. amirite?
@-Floydian Of course I do, it's in my fridge

I'll do you one better, I know how close one is cause I'm balls deep in them rn

Remember back in grade school when we were taught that acid rain was going to end the world. amirite?

Acid rain added nitrogen( read fertilizer) to plants at the end of the growing seasons. It messed with perennial plants. If your not a tree, it would not make you sick on the least. If you are a tree farmer, it might not be good

We live in an age where people go out of their way to be offended by something, amirite?

I find that offensive! X(

Forgetting some money in your clothes & then doing laundry is technically money laundering as it leaves the money clean. amirite?

Nobody tell this to Saul Goodman

Santa's elves are described as short, clever, and good at tinkering with machinery. Therefore they are gnomes not elves. amirite?

Then, what are elves?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz could've become a billionaire if he had sold his inventions to the governments of the world. amirite?
@Framie1 Phineas and Ferb as well. Gotta love them superpowers.

Yeah. In real life, Phineas and Ferb would either be child prodiges, or they would kidnapped by the government or something.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz could've become a billionaire if he had sold his inventions to the governments of the world. amirite?
Thanks to ride share, it's no longer suspicious for a man to be sitting alone in a car in a school or playground parking lot, amirite?

Thats what I said too-

You don't happen to live a mile from, 1234 Charleston Street, Cityville, MN ?

11 years later, the same people are still getting Rickrolled by the same video that originally rickrolled them. amirite?
A fist is something that is only present when you make it with your hand. Once you open your hand back up again, it ceases to exist. amirite?

What if someone else is doing the fisting?

Perpetual motion is impossible, but the earth moves around the sun continuously, amirite?
@Spliffkillah They want you to believe perpetual motion is impossible but really i believe that it is not but no money in it...

There's only one god in hinduism. The million gods are avatars or projections of god. What defines god is the it is the only perpetual thing, literally that which doesn't change. Nothing in the universe is perpetual. That being said Tesla was probably right but nothing is perpetual, nothing.

Theoretically, you can break anything using anything if you apply enough force, amirite?

As a structural engineer, this is absolutely true. I cringe when I hear "earthquake proof". Honestly the most important tasks of structural engineering is to design how the structure will fail once it reaches that point.

We make sure that the building fails in the most ductile way possible, and that certain elements will last longer than others. For example, if something breaks in shear, it will break suddenly all at once. If too little reinforcement in used in concrete then the concrete will crush before the steel yields and be very brittle. If something fails in flexure it will break gradually over more time and be more ductile. When the right amount of reinforcement is used in concrete then the steel will yield before the concrete crushes and be very ductile. There's also "strong column, weak beam" theory which ensures beams will fail before columns. Think about it... a beam fails you get small isolated collapse, if a column fails then whole story and everything above it will probably come down.