+764Vulpix is red, Squirtle is blue. If you were a pokemon, I would choose you, amirite?
-233It isn't mean when parents put their children on leashes. They are just trying to control their children, amirite?
+3,443There's better ways than war to get back at a country. For example, pick a day where its supposed to rain, fly over the capital city, and drop thousands of rolls of toilet paper. That way no one gets killed, everyone gets confused, and they have to spend their time getting wet toilet paper off of their buildings instead of hurting others. amirite?
+522We are all an important part of history, some of just don't get our story published, amirite?
+698For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good of people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with knowledge that you never walk alone. amirite?
-772Hahaha so wasted rite now. lol. im waiting for you to get here cuz i need moree weeed and im lk hunfry for it ouch neck hurts cuz of my goddam sister who hit me tryin to get sum lol shes stupid ha wats this? amirite?
+604None of this would have happened if Voldemort hadn't backtraced the prophecy to Harry. He dun goof'd, and consequences, particularly regarding the Chosen One, will never be the same, amirite?