+5The reason Chipotle is so loud is to cover up the screams of the customers who have lava coming out of their orifices in the restrooms, amirite?
+93Price isn't always reflective of the quality of the product, just the company's greed, amirite?
+250When you make a joke and nobody laughs you pity them because they are obviously below your intelligence level since you are such a hilarious mofo, amirite?
+201If schools had strip Jeopardy more students would be enthusiastic about studying, amirite?
+231Volleyball is like sex, it hurts like hell at first, but after a while you get used to it and it starts to be a pleasant pain, amirite?
+46It seems like girls who have their periods think, "My vagina is bleeding, that means my arm doesn't work well enough to flush this toilet. But that's okay, everybody wants to see my vaginal blood on the seat, in the toilet and on the walls.", amirite?
+610Folding underwear is pointless. If somebody else other than yourself does see your undies it's not like they'll say, "OH MY GOODNESS. LOOK AT THAT WRINKLE. YOU DISGUSTING PIG, WE CAN'T HAVE SEX ANYMORE.", amirite?
+2Having a cat (especially a Siamese) is like having a girlfriend. They're both noisy, demanding and vicious, amirite?
+217You really can tell a lot about somebody by their handshake. Like how much they masturbate, amirite?
+368It's kind of dumb how in Pretty Little Liars, they all freak out when "A" finds another secret out but talk about their secrets pretty loudly in public places, amirite?