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How about a "NoT TyPiNg LiKe ThIs" guide?

While I do agree that Kesha is a very low form of "music", there are some other "recording artists" that take it to a whole new low.

Apparently, gay is the new black, amirite?
You don't know what NSFW stands for, amirite?

No Soup For William

Some people use the argument, "If someone is old enough to serve our country, they should be able to drink a beer," to show they are in favor of lowering the drinking age. What should happen is, people under the age of 21 who are/have been in the army should be able to legally consume alcohol. Everyone else can wait until they're 21, amirite?

It would be unfair. It's basically saying that if you want a small reward, you have to take a great risk; not unlike going bungee jumping for a Twinkie. I say remove the minimum drinking age altogether.

In some countries, there is no minimum drinking age. I think that is good because it teaches kids and parents alcohol responsibility early on and it takes away a rite of passage. You wouldn't constantly hear about kids binge drinking on their 21st birthday because they weren't sheltered from alcohol all their lives.

I'm not a bastard because I don't have much sympathy for injured soldiers, it's a risk that is part of their job, amirite?

They definitely derserve our respect, no question. They knew the risks when they signed up.

You're stuck making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon, amirite?
@Khauri_Bourne This is pure Au!

Gold has the element symbol Au because if someone snatches your gold chain, you chase after them shouting Au, give me back my chain!

I'm tired of posts and other stuff bashing boyfriends. I know that some can be bad, but that doesn't mean that the break up is always the guy's fault. Some girlfriends can be just as bad. amirite?

It's always the guy's fault. If he just satisfied her, she wouldn't have had to fuck his friend.

50% off is great until you're talking about a grade. amirite?

Or paycheck.

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?

YES! I like it! Too funny!

Guys: Women are part of your biggest soft spots, insecurities,sensitivity and/or vulnerabilities of your heart. Admit it, women are one of the things that can break you though many girls do not realize that they unknowingly posses this power, amirite?

Great, you had to let the ladies know this!

A poop can be aborted but there's no stopping yourself if you've started to pee, amirite?

If you have the runs, there's no aborting the mission. You just sit down, hold on and prepare for blast-off.

Nerds are good when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something sweet, amirite?

+1 for the Mitch Hedberg reference.

If you really think about it, there aren't many girl bands out there, amirite?

Are we talking all girl bands or bands that have a frontwoman instead of a frontman?