There is NOTHING more awkward than your parents catching you having sex, amirite?

When your gf catches you having sex

yeah but then the food wouldn't be 'fast'

Why does Sea World have seafood restaurants? I’m halfway through a fish burger when I realize, "Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner". amirite?
@fatima I've seen this somewhere before...

yeah i just can't quite pick it =/

God must be an atheist, because his apparent need for people to validate his existence with worship shows that he doesn't believe in himself, amirite?
@If you actually knew any Christians well, you would know that we don't bash other religions. You atheists think...

I go to a Catholic school, am surrounded by heavy Catholics and thus feel pretty informed here. I have never met a more narrow-minded, judgemental, scheming group. Our countrty is run by christians (ignoring our athiest prime minister who has practically no say anyway) and that's why its becoming so racist and homophobic.

Open your eyes and see the holy water. Its been pissed in.

We haven't fought a war on U.S soil in over a century. Americans are so quick to pull the war trigger partly because they haven't experienced first hand the traumatizing and corrupting effects of war and the Media really waters down the ugly parts. amirite?
@GA_ oh i understand conpletely what you said, and I'm sorry but what's the difference? War= a lot of people get killed...

A terrorist attack is an isolated incident. A war is like day-to-day life.

Think about it in terms of Chinese water torture. Sure, one drip is annoying, but its the three hundred that follow it and the dread that precedes each one that finally drives you insane.

Taylor Swift needs to get her head out of her ass and realize life isn't a fairytale, amirite?

'Yeah you are' was not quite strong enough for me this time.

Thus: 'FUCK YEAH!'

c:

God must be an atheist, because his apparent need for people to validate his existence with worship shows that he doesn't believe in himself, amirite?
@DanielJames So a Christian has never told an atheist that they are going to Hell or anything like that?

my RE teacher told me i was going to hell because I didn't like yellow O-o

"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit" - Oscar Wilde. Amirite?

Yes it certainly increased the fear and need to persecute vampires tenfold O-o

"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit" - Oscar Wilde. Amirite?

And to think Oscar Wilde invented the word 'dude' O-o

If God made people be "born" gay, that doesn't make any sense. Why would a loving God create His sons and daughters in such a way that they would be tormented, unhappy and unable to have a normal family dynamic in which they can raise children and continue to grow individually? amirite?
@Being gay is a mental thing. It's a chemical imbalance that you see in animals frequently. It's kind of like how...

So you're saying that you believe people wouldn't be gay if they were of sound mind and body? And what gives you the authority to make judgements on that?

A girl is in math class sitting across from the boy she likes. She hands him a paper with an inequality and asks him to solve it for her. It said (-3i)x+4>-x(9u)+(32/8). amirite?

I don't get it =s

FLICK OFF, hey, that doesn't look like it says flick off, amirite?

it does too, you clickhead =p

Although you know it's shallow and totally not the point of the series, a small part of you wishes that Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint had grown up to be slightly more attractive. amirite?

Yeah I know radcliffe isn't amazing but rupert grint isn't half bad O-o
I mean
he's awfully muscly c=

Innocent until proven guilty, straight until proven gay, amirite?
@matt1337c Yeah, I'm trying to figure out whether or not this post is trying to say that everyone is straight and they turn...

No, I mean that people are assumed by society to be straight, just like we're assumed to be innocent. It's like a default setting.

(edit: See this comment: http://www.amirite.net/452493/825316 )