This past weekend, I got choked and kicked in the neck during a water polo game and made another girl bleed after digging my nails into her. And I still love the sport.
But it's on Mars...
How are you going to get there?
A rocket ship?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR APOSTROPHES
Expecially if the main character is a girl...
And then he woke up
I made one of those recycled wallets in the corner.
It turned out shitty.
He has a widow's peak so big, he could peck someone with it
I would have been extremely amused if the second line of text said something like "You like to rape kids, Amirite?" and them everyone would have agreed like "Woah, woah I did not know what I was signing up for"
At 1:50 it sounds like a song from the Pokemon games...
I am surprised no one has complained about the "most powerful country" statement yet. I am proud of you, Amirite community.
This post makes less sense than potato
You're a funny person. Owl try to use that joke on my friends to see if they think if it's funny.
(In my opinion) The coolest gift would be some mix-tapes and an old cassette player... :D