"Does your boyfriend wear boxers?" is a perfect question to ask when you are suspicious that your daughter is having sex, amirite?

Just say, "your boyfriend has a small penis"; if she tries to counter the statement but then stops mid-sentence then you know.

Life is completely pointless. And that is very good actually. The fact that life is pointless, gives you the chance to create your own personal meaning of your own individual life. There is no benchmark that decides if a life is pointless or not, amirite?

"If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning. " - CS Lewis

When you mess up or do something stupid, your mom thinks it's your new hobby. Ex: "This is my daughter; she likes to make out with the neighbors.", amirite?
The girl who ran away with her Math teacher didn't want an A+, she wanted the D, amirite?
@Why?

I think he means that he'll take credit for it when telling his friends.

Even though it's never depicted in portraits or paintings, people who lived hundreds of years ago must have had really bad acne, amirite?

They didn't eat all the processed shit we eat these days...

Also, when you try a diet pill, your body gets tanner, you seem to have grown, the lighting in your house is magically better, your camera turns into a better one, your skin seems to have lost all of its bad features (sun spots, etc), and your teeth are brighter.

The girl who ran away with her Math teacher didn't want an A+, she wanted the D, amirite?
@AsherIsTehBestest http://ctrlv.in/122980 Proof then ^

Yeah, but that's cheating, you shouldn't be able to take credit for a post that you anonymized.

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel and becomes a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. amirite?
@TheTall123 Glad to get that off my Kanye Chest

I do believe that before his Kanye Rest, he gets some Kanye Breast hello smilie

Most of the people on amirite who have profile pics of "themselves" just googled "pretty girl"and uploaded it amirite?

I guess this is a compliment in disguise; you see I was clever enough to see that what OP was truly saying is that all people who have pictures of themselves on amirite are pretty. troll smilie

Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty

Your post is bad and you should feel bad.

Why do we have flys on pants anyway? Since nobody really uses them, the only use they have is embarrasing us, amirite?

They're put there so we can put them on easily, have you ever tried putting on pants with the zipper zipped up?

Broken glass tastes a lot like blood, amirite?
There is a certain skin color range where you can't tell if someone is a light skinned African American or a dark skinned Caucasian,amirite?

Well generally, the facial features are different; and so is the hair. Whites came from Europe and blacks came from Africa, so they have different looking features.

In order to make less noise in the bathroom stalls, you typically poop in your hand and quietly place it in the water, amirite?

Hax, Sun agreed twice, mydaddidntpullout agreed twice, goodtime disagreed twice, spearmintmilk disagreed twice, and Juliaface agreed AND disagreed.

This is madness!

Meat-eating is an instinct, vegetarianism is a choice, amirite?
@Funny. Put a kid thats not seen anyone eat meat or had any inclination that people eat meat in front of a chicken...

@Colebowl, Thats the point of instinct, you do it without others showing/telling you to do it. For example, a form of communication seems to be an instinct, a group of kids who were isolated from the world made their own language; and they had nobody else to guide them with that.