It's weird how FRENCH fries were not invented in France. amirite?

Same with the croissant

The person who first discoverd salt must have terrible mood after eating too much of it for the first time, amirite?
If you're a lefty then you're peepee goes to the right and if you're a righty then your peepee goes to the left, amirite?
On Halloween we dress as skeleton, but every other day of the year our skeletons dress as us. amirite?
People take blowjobs for granted considering their partner could bite down on their dick at any time. amirite?
Gin is Vodka with sugar free flavoring. amirite?
We never thank construction workers for their service, despite the fact that they dedicate large portions of their lives to making and maintaining buildings that are absolutely vital in our daily lives. amirite?
@Its almost as if thats what they signed up for

Exactly, so why do people thank people in the armed forces for their service?

We never thank construction workers for their service, despite the fact that they dedicate large portions of their lives to making and maintaining buildings that are absolutely vital in our daily lives. amirite?
We never thank construction workers for their service, despite the fact that they dedicate large portions of their lives to making and maintaining buildings that are absolutely vital in our daily lives. amirite?
@bismith5000 Their thanks comes in the form of money.

While I have great respect for people who serve in the armed forces, I don't see why this doesnt apply to the military also.

When a girl compliments another girl on social media it's seen as cute but when a guy does it it's just creepy. amirite?

I found a neckbeard

Anyone living within the 4th dimension can be looking over us and we would never know, amirite?
@Lordtanner 4th dimension is time I think?? So technically they're looking at you from the past/future.

Spatial dimensions bro, they are watching you from within 360 degrees at once, when they back up, they're watching you from outside 360 degrees at once. That's all

You will never be in the same position in your life ever again because our earth is moving inside of our moving Solar System, which is moving inside of our moving Galaxy, which is moving inside of our possibly moving universe. amirite?
You can team kill in real life. amirite?
@Is anyone really on your team though?

Id like to think so but probably not:(

If not for peanut butter, most people probably wouldn't be aware that their mouth even has a roof. amirite?

excuse me wtf