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Dudes, before you make her too angry, remember, females have more experience cleaning up blood stains, amirite?
@Ah shit, more period jokes.

Bloody hell, more period jokes.

The best things in life don't need a commercial, amirite?
@IamProbablyaNinja I'm eating KFC and Koolaid.

You MUST teach me this new method of "eating Kool-Aid."

In Harry Potter, the Daily Prophet is kinda like Fox News in our world, amirite?
@Blearslyrarer Two Harry Potter PTD in a row? There is a God. inb4 scrantoncity does whatever he does with what I just said

EVIDENCE???

Harry Potter is about magic, which is an evil and false institution that corrupts the minds of the youth. Just like evolution, magic is founded on utter nonsense. J.K Rowling is a descipacble person who should be stoned to death alongside all scientists. If you have ever read any of the HP books, you are not a true Christian.

We have women in the military, but
they don't put us in the front lines.
They don't know if we can fight, if we
can kill. I think we can. All the general
has to do is walk over to the women
and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those
uniforms.", amirite?

This reminds me of that Suite Life of Zack and Cody episode where London was on the volleyball team and she got mad and then went all pro.

I'm ashamed to remember that.

Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard. amirite?
Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard. amirite?
@I ate Zubats chips. He's gonna be mad.

(The Chip Eater.): FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

Sex is a beautiful thing between two people, and a fantastic thing between five people, amirite?

4 Ladies, and 1 Bill.

Alllrightttttt

Nudists are terrible! Not only are they immoral, it's a sin against GOD. If GOD had intended for us to be naked we would of been BORN like tha... wait... amirite?
@960219

NAAAAAAW! I'm eating chips.

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be 1 of them. It's not me, so it could be my dad, my mom, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But it's probably my brother Colin, amirite?
@BreakfastFan You're right; who cares if it's reposted or not, this joke is FUCKING ANCIENT. It's not much better than "Why did...

oh, and inb4 Zubat eating chips
inb4 Polarthebear shamelessly promoting one of his posts
inb4 anon telling Polarthebear that he's just jelly
inb4 Scrantoncity starting a big argument about how there's no proof that 1 in 5 people are Chinese

Girls are like apples on a tree. All the sluts are on the bottom of the tree, and they get more attention because they're easier to get to. Then all the girls at the top think there might be something wrong with them, but, in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right guy- the one that's willing to climb all the way up. amirite?
@iLikeToSmile837 Yeah this is great! I hope a guy posted this so i can marry him =) haha but this made me feel really great

Hate to break it to you, but I don't think a guy would put his name as "HaLeYuhhhMCkaay."

I put the 'sexy' in dyslexia. amirite?

My teaing chisp.

What would happen if you ate yourself? Would you get bigger or smaller, amirite?
@934407

Are you doing it in public? Because I think people would call the authorities at some point if there was a guy sitting in the corner of an elevator steadily munching away at his fist. However, you would die of blood loss.

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What would happen if you ate yourself? Would you get bigger or smaller, amirite?