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Girls: if you owned a time machine, you'd go back to a time when guys were chivalrous..when they held open doors for you, when they stood outside your window quoting Shakespere, when they wanted to be with the girl they liked and not the one they wanted to get into the pants of. You'd go back to the times when romance novels were all around you in you very own life... amirite?

You would adore going back to the lovely days when men were regarded as superior human beings? When women were regarded as the spawn of the devil? When men were allowed to beat and rape their wives? When women couldn't vote? When women were told to stay silent, which cost us half of the population's history and thoughts today? Back to when women's job was to be invisible?
You know Aristotle? He had the same mindset as you. Sure, women are manipulative, not fully human, stupid liars. But, be nice to them boys, and open the door for em. Are you crazy?

I'd like to say that those days you described never existed. Unless you were part of the ELITE nobility, no one did that. And even if you were in the nobility, people just spoke nicer to women. At the end of the day, it was just one big marriage arrangement to give birth to sons.

Chivalry is very controversial topic, but I will say this: You must act like a lady to bag a gentleman. It is rare indeed to see a TRUE lady nowadays. Just because you are a woman does not mean you deserve chivalry. But if you take the time and effort to look, act, and speak like a lady, then and only then can you demand chivalry.

THANKS FOR THE DISTURBING PICTURE IN MY MIND.

It would look really weird if someone was driving an invisible car. It would look like some kind of magnetic levitation technology between the road and the persons butt, amirite?
You have a secret dream career. amirite?
@sansa I want to be a bestselling, award winning author. However, I've realized that's not really realistic. So I'll just...

Impossible is nothing. The only limitations are the ones we give ourselves. Don't sell yourself short. You are the only true person you got who can believe all your dreams can come true. There will always be a bestselling, award winning author. So why can't it be you!

What we need is donuts with M&M's in them so that after you eat a donut you don't have to eat any M&M's. amirite?
Next time you do something boring like playing Call of Duty or watching football, you should keep in mind that there are some people who are having a much better time than you simply because they're watching "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" instead. Amirite?

"Today's date in Spanish, Today's date in Spanish, Today's date in Spanish".... Nope, still not working.

@1535746

Depends on what you mean by contact? If we went to mars, and found bacteria, and then...like...poked it, that could be contact.

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Most of the kids who write really well due to natural talent don't ever make drafts, amirite?

I can pump out a six page paper the night before it's due in two hours and get an A. I haven't actually written a 'draft' in years, unless you count drafts for plays and stories. I think you mean essays, though.

To make up for that intense ego stroke, let it also be known that I struggle with basic mathematical concepts.

You gain some, you lose some.

You probably didn't know that you can buy caskets on the walmart web site, amirite?

They "layaway" more than prices...

Whenever you have a problem, just sing... then you'll realize your voice is worse than the problem, amirite?
@1492997

"Miss Anthony, is it true that you threw your child in a ditch."
"Uh.. uh.. IT'S RAINING MEN, HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING MEN"

Being a doctor must be way more exciting than being a dentist, because if someone gets sick or is having a baby on a plane or something, you can help them and be the hero. But if you're a dentist, I doubt this ever happens: OH GOD THIS PERSON HAS A CAVITY! IS ANYONE HERE A DENTIST!? amirite?

THIS MAN IS HAVING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS!!! IS ANYONE HERE A JEW?!?!?!?

Whenever you have a problem, just sing... then you'll realize your voice is worse than the problem, amirite?
@Shun This POTD is shitty and should burn in hell for all of eternity is not that great.

I don't understand why people keep saying stuff like this. The POTD is fine; it's always fine. I mean look at this one. It has over 600 as a score, and over 20 loves. That's not bad for a post, when they are usually like 100 or 200. Would you rather have one that has +1000, that everybody has already seen and loved? I'd rather be exposed to posts that I might not have seen before, but are still funny and original. And if you don't like this particular one, oh well, you'll have to wait one day to get a new one. Besides, Anthony can't make everyone happy. It'd be like trying to choose one ice cream flavor for a group of a 100,000 people. There are bound to be several that aren't happy. These comments just ruin whatever pride someone gets when they get POTD. If I ever get one, I wouldn't want someone putting it down just because they aren't completely satisfied with it. It would make me feel bad about my own accomplishment. And if you ever want a specific post to be the post of the day that fits your high standards, there's even a button for it on every post. Just try to lighten up.