You can't move your penis without blinking your butthole, amirite?

The butt's the button, the p*nis is the hatch

You don't know how far the nearest corpse is from you. amirite?
Dogs wouldn't even know what to do with thumbs if they had them. amirite?

Oh! But Apes do!?

The Ewoks probably ate all the Storm Troopers they killed. amirite?

Shocking when it's your species that is being eaten, isn't it?

Since water never naturally leave the Earth and just cycles, rain is actually purified and diluted dinosaur pee. amirite?
For every messed up omelet there is some ok scrambled eggs, amirite?

Same with pies and cobblers

Killing someone in real life will grant you with a positive KDR. amirite?
@Tomyseptic Time alive has nothing to do with a k/d ratio. It's just kills divided by deaths. Everyone is guaranteed to die...

But because im longer dead, my kd will be 1 forever, and it will be 1/0 for some years. In games KD is also measured after your death

People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?

Any vehicle is capable of having an asshole in it but the ones that stand out are the motorcycle riders. Not the Harley kind but the Kawasaki Ninja and any related type, I don't know if I've ever seen one actually even somewhat obey the speed limit and not weave through traffic or generally try to kill themselves or others.

People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?
@ImMemeLord Ram owners are the worst

This hurts. I'm not that bad I promise!

Everything is a scavenger hunt if you have dementia, amirite?
Denne er på norsk folkens, amirite?

Aah, hörni, är det inte roligt att vara norrmän?

When two people have different ideologies, they will only view things with a biased perspective and discard anything that sways them from their ideology, even if it's the truth. amirite?
Star Wars universe has no internet, amirite?

It takes place long before the internet was invented.

Good dreams turn into bad dreams when you wake up from them. amirite?
If people get extinct, other civilizations would have no idea about how dogs evolved by criteria of being cute and sweet. amirite?
@Darealkyp Why would they assume when the records would explicitly say what happened?

well first they should know how to read them, do you think alien language is easy to learn ? )