+14,298The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades, amirite?
+2,533A paper cut is the paper's way of saying, "If I was still a tree, I would give you a damn splinter, but this is the best I can do," amirite?
+1,354Watching The Ring nowadays is almost silly. I mean, for one, videotapes are hardly threatening. And if some random girl called you and said, "Seven days," you'd probably think, "Who the fuck? I need to take my number off Facebook." And even if you saw that chick climbing out of the TV, you'd be like, "Damn this 3D TV shit is getting insane." amirite?
+1,076Why do people who are "gangsta" call their homes "the crib"? Especially when talking to a girl, how is that appealing? "Ay, girl, why don't you come by the crib later? We can suck on pacifiahs allll night, and maybe even cry ourselves to sleep.", amirite?
+1,013It's weird how Apple claims 8 gigs is enough for about 2000 songs. If you played 250 songs at a gig, the crowd would leave, amirite?
+622You're surprised District 9 didn't win The Hunger Games, what with their intimidating alien tributes, amirite?
+717Frodo would make a crappy ring-bearer at a wedding: "And now…the ring, please?" "THE RING IS MINE!" amirite?
+617Sometimes, you have to feel sorry for the moon. The sun is chillin' all day like, "HEY GUYS, SUP? LOOK HOW AWESOMELY BRIGHT I AM." Then it leaves for the night and the moon comes out like, "Hi—" "HEY, MOON, I THINK THEY COULD STILL USE A BIT OF ME, LET ME SHINE ON YOU." amirite?
+2,496The Cookie Monster probably never deletes the cookies on his computer, amirite?
+942Automatic doors: you hate when you open for every customer and no one thanks you, amirite?
+710How weird would it be to have another way to measure time? For example, something based on tens called chronos, with 100 chronos in a day, each broken into 100 mikros. Imagine the confusion: "What time is it over there?" "Fifty sixty-nine." "...what?" "Oh, sorry, I'm using chronos, not hours. It's 12:10." amirite?
+1,129Virginity is more of an accomplishment than a failure. It's not hard to lose it; there's always some promiscuous or drunk person who'll have sex with you. It's so much harder to contain your hormones and emotions and maintain your integrity, especially if you're with someone you really like, amirite?