+15Imagine a society without "the media". Person A: "So I haerd from my mum's friend's dog-walker's therapist's call-girl that Osama Bin-Laden was killed." Person B: "Really? I heard from my best friend's foreign trade consultant's exercise physiologist that he wears a kilt...", amirite?
+4Two average cavejoes were out hunting when one of them allegedly "tripped over a rock and fell into sex" with the other one. And that's how homosexuality was born, amirite?
+8Two cavemen were trying to figure out what to do when one of them came up with the idea for a complaint box. And that's how democracy was born, amirite?
-9Most writers consider routine and positive messages the easiest kinds of messages to write, amirite?
-8"Angry" posts automatically suck. Especially profanity-laden diatribes against everything that people generally learn how to cope with because, hey, "that's life lol". After all, it's fucking imperative that life remains the least convenient possible world imaginable. "If you don't like it, make a change or go live on some other planet. Until then, have a Coke and a smile and STFU", amirite?
-10It's kind of retarded how you can't simply post an amirite that says "Most writers consider routine and positive messages the easiest kinds of messages to write" without having to fucking explain what a "routine" and "positive" message is if you want to get more than 5 votes, amirite?
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+4If you experience symptoms of depression, ask your doctor about Prestiq. Side æffects include addiction. Addiction has been assessed by several studies to be correlated with the development of anxiety, psychosis, and depression. If you experience symptoms of depression, ask your doctor about the dualistic nature of emergent complexity in an otherwise closed system state. Then kill yourself, am... amirite?
+5There's always an excuse for God to not answer prayers: "God helps those who help themselves", "You didn't ask with a pure heart", "You doubted when you asked him", "God works in mysterious ways", "His Grace is sufficient enough", "You only asked once. Jesus told his disciples to 'keep kocking'". But "God can't answer prayers because he doesn't exist" will always be The Excuse to End All Excuse... amirite?
+6You procrastinate in principle: fuck doing anything that you absolutely have to do. The only thing I absolutely ought to do is Live, and even _that_ is relative to whatever category is being is culturally significant. If US-American society celebrated death, I'd procrastinate dying just to protest the ontic status quo. Then I'd do it at the last nanosecond just to make people squirm, amirite?
+3American society is hell on earth: it rewards aggression disguised as assertiveness, the thoughtless pursuit of happiness (read: money) even if it means producing garbage, & affluent sheeple who've a history of contributing to the broken political, economic, and religious arms of a system built on the ruins of a fallen empire that made artificial distinctions between itself and the rest of humanity, amirite?
+2I hate having to accomplish dumb shit in life just because I want to be "successful" in the contemporary sense of the word, or because of the negative sanctions I receive from society if I'm a natural 'underachiever' who doesn't give a flying fuck about what 90 percent of the idiots in society dedicate their miserable lives to. But I repeat myself, amirite?
+80In a society that celebrates individuation, the freedom to completely screw up your private life is a privilege; not a right, amirite?
0How to annoy a Liberal: Demand a "Yes" or "No" answer when questioning his position on a hot-button moral issue ("Is XYZ moral or immoral?"). How to annoy a Conservative: Avoid responding with a "Yes" or "No" when she questions your opinion on a hot-button moral issue ("Well, from a moral _objectivist_ view, assuming the existence of Universal Human Rights that do not end at nationstate borders... amirite?