If you are under 90 pounds and over 5'4, you are disgusting. If you put on too much makeup, you are ugly. If you are shy, you don't give away easily. If you are super tan, your skin is unhealthy. This is how "society" should be, amirite?

I was going to post something like this but I would have phrased it differently,
"If you eat, they say you're fat. If you don't eat, they say you're anorexic. If you wear make-up, they say you're obsessed with your appearance. If you don't wear make-up, they say you're ugly. If you talk, they say you're annoying. If you don't talk, they say you're socially awkward and weird. You see, we can never please anyone, so just be yourself, amirite?"

I want to be a 109 aire, so freakin' bad. Buy all of the base units I never had. I wanna be on the cover of Scientific American, smiling next to Einstein and Hawking, amirite?

Someone ate un-cheerios this morning...

You hate when you and all the other animals rise up and take over the farm, planning to give everyone equal rights, but then the pigs end up taking over and becoming the new slavers, amirite?
@Butts I loved that movie! We watched it in Government last year!

I didn't like the movie as much as the book. To be honest, the acting in the movie kinda sucked.

People in the future might not think Albert Einstein is smart, because in todays culture, his name is and insult. amirite?

Wait, what?

If you can't be nice, at least be vague. amirite?
It really sucks when you pour a bowl of cereal only to discover that the milk is gone, amirite?

I think its worse the other way around.

Over time,when your with someone that's not so hot, and your with them a lot, they start getting hotter, amirite?

of course, it's the mermaid principle...

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn may be one of the most boring novels ever, amirite?
@ShatteredDreams They made a movie out of that? Wow...

It has the world's worst acting in it. It is really horrible.

@Tucker you could just do a report on the show

I thought that's what this post was about until I read it again :P

Sometimes stating random facts can be philosophical. (i.e. "I'm trapped in a room with no windows"..."Whoa, that's sooo deep", amirite?

I love how you forgot the other parenthesis. *)

1.) Go to google translate. 2.) Copy & paste this: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpvpvzk kkkkk bsch 3.) Translate from german to german. 4.) Click "Listen". You shat bricks, amirite?
it's horrible that some doctors will suggest abortion if there is a chance your baby is going to be autistic or mentally challenged or anything else along those lines. as if you won't love it just as much, amirite?
@SugarQuill Why should an unborn fetus have more rights than the women that is pregnant with him/her? You will never...

I don't think that unborn fetuses have more rights than the mother. They both should have equal chances at life. I never said it was easy for a woman to walk out of am abortion clinic, because it shouldn't be, they just killed someone... and not just anyone, their own flesh and blood. People shouldn't make children, if they can't handle the possibility that their child might be mentally challenged. (If the woman was raped, it a somewhat different story) I'm not judging, by the way. You can tell people that what they are doing is wrong, without judging them. I know its a hard choice, but how can you chose death for your child?

Stuffed crust pizza is never as good as they make it seem in the commercials, amirite?

Nothing is as good as they make it seem in the commercials.

You've told your little sibling that they were adopted before, amirite?

My older brother always told me that :(

Cheesy commercials are funny, amirite?

I love the Peggy commercials :D