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"Whoever did the rhyme, did the crime."
Which is why most rappers are black, amirite?

Man, who knew Dr. Seuss was such a G?

Bitch, I ain't want no green eggs and ham.
Move fo' I bust a cap in yo' head, Sam I Am.

Shugahs avatar Shugah +191Reply
Go to any Wikipedia article. Click on the first link that is not in italics or parenthesis. Repeat. You eventually end up at Philosophy, amirite?

I edited the order of the links on the knowledge page so that it forms a continuous loop back to knowledge and won't go to philosophy

ThatOneNuts avatar ThatOneNut +16Reply
Believing in science takes just as much faith as believing in God. amirite?

Who decided that God must be the opposite of science?

laikas avatar laika +33Reply
Language teachers need to learn to stop speaking in nothing but that language to their students all class long. If you speak only in a language no one in the class understands, it's more likely to confuse and annoy the CRAP out of them than help them learn better. amirite?

I know right, those English teachers are SO confusing

swimlaxs avatar swimlax +28Reply
think about it, 4 x 3 x 2 x 1 = 4! amirite?
@Hipster i don't give a flying fuck

How about a fuck with both feet firmly on the ground?

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig +79Reply
Drug dealers should make a drug called Homework so that parents can't complain their children aren't doing it, amirite?

Then I could have my teacher arrested for giving me Homework

wobbuffets avatar wobbuffet +21Reply
A king sized bunk bed would be badass, amirite?

that wouldn't leave a lot of space in my room for activities though...

jrp94s avatar jrp94 +7Reply
I've just come up with the perfect name for the awkward shuffle where you and the person walking towards you don't know which way to go around each other: walkward, amirite?
@SuddenEpiphany few*

You cannot comprehend the immense amount of fuck that I do not give.

eldoritos avatar eldorito +182Reply
People complain too much on airplanes. like "For real? I cant get hi speed internet?! AND MY CHAIR DOESNT LEAN BACK!" .... "Dude, you are sitting in a chair... IN THE GOD DAMN SKY!", amirite?

If it can be in the GOD DAMN SKY it can GOD DAMN LEAN BACK!

Anonymous +50Reply
Chris Hansen should help Rebecca Black's confusion and tell her to have a seat over there, amirite?

Rosa Parks could give Rebecca some lessons in seat choosing. She knew how to pick a seat and stick with it.

Chapsticks avatar Chapstick +92Reply
You would date a black guy, amirite?
What will happen when Pokemon runs out of basic colors to name their games? POKEMON: Orangish yellowish tinted with bronze-like with a touch of burgundy red version. Amirite?