"Whoever did the rhyme, did the crime."
Which is why most rappers are black, amirite?

Man, who knew Dr. Seuss was such a G?

Bitch, I ain't want no green eggs and ham.
Move fo' I bust a cap in yo' head, Sam I Am.

Go to any Wikipedia article. Click on the first link that is not in italics or parenthesis. Repeat. You eventually end up at Philosophy, amirite?

I edited the order of the links on the knowledge page so that it forms a continuous loop back to knowledge and won't go to philosophy

Believing in science takes just as much faith as believing in God. amirite?

Who decided that God must be the opposite of science?

Language teachers need to learn to stop speaking in nothing but that language to their students all class long. If you speak only in a language no one in the class understands, it's more likely to confuse and annoy the CRAP out of them than help them learn better. amirite?

I know right, those English teachers are SO confusing

think about it, 4 x 3 x 2 x 1 = 4! amirite?
@Hipster i don't give a flying fuck

How about a fuck with both feet firmly on the ground?

Drug dealers should make a drug called Homework so that parents can't complain their children aren't doing it, amirite?

Then I could have my teacher arrested for giving me Homework

A king sized bunk bed would be badass, amirite?

that wouldn't leave a lot of space in my room for activities though...

I've just come up with the perfect name for the awkward shuffle where you and the person walking towards you don't know which way to go around each other: walkward, amirite?
@SuddenEpiphany few*

You cannot comprehend the immense amount of fuck that I do not give.

People complain too much on airplanes. like "For real? I cant get hi speed internet?! AND MY CHAIR DOESNT LEAN BACK!" .... "Dude, you are sitting in a chair... IN THE GOD DAMN SKY!", amirite?

If it can be in the GOD DAMN SKY it can GOD DAMN LEAN BACK!

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Chris Hansen should help Rebecca Black's confusion and tell her to have a seat over there, amirite?

Rosa Parks could give Rebecca some lessons in seat choosing. She knew how to pick a seat and stick with it.

You would date a black guy, amirite?
What will happen when Pokemon runs out of basic colors to name their games? POKEMON: Orangish yellowish tinted with bronze-like with a touch of burgundy red version. Amirite?