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Dis gun b goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Anyone who says that to be a vegetarian is going against human nature clearly has never seen a human's teeth, claws or digestive system, amirite?
Drunk Driving should be encouraged to weed out all the stupid people from the smart people, amirite?
Dumbo probably wouldn't have been able to fly with ear gauges, amirite?

Not if he got some bitchin' turbines.

Sometimes, when you're drawing, you just get lazy. Amirite?

You should work on the left side, it looks like shit.

Skrillex shouldn't have won a Grammy, amirite?

Dubstep shouldn't even exist in my opinion. It just sounds like copiers having hardcore sex.

It's a shame how difficult it is to find a documentary about a controversial issue that doesn't bend the facts, spin it in their favour, or take things out of context, amirite?

This is why I watch FOX news. It's the only truth I need to hear.

Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?

And for sleeping bunks they sleep on fucking beds on nails with a pillows made of molten lava.

We as a race have almost completely eliminated Social Darwinism. Laws requiring people to wear seat belts, laws against drugs and laws requiring motorcyclists to wear helmets were all put in place to keep people safe. However these laws should be abolished because anyone dumb enough to do heroine after all the lessons preaching against it deserves the death they receive. amirite?
@PeanutButterRatio Inb4. "No one deserves to die" that's bull shit. No one deserves to live. You did absolutely nothing to be brought...

You sound like a pretentious prick. Everyone deserves to live. Do you know how many people have not been given the chance to live? The human genome possibilities are 1.6x1012041. You might not be able to comprehend how fucking large this number is, so here is a very easy reference. The Universe is theorized to contain 3x1052 kg of matter. The fact that a specific person was born gives them the right to enjoy life. We are the lucky ones. Think off all the humans who will never be born, the ones who are doomed to oblivion. They will never experience life, but we get to.

People might think America is stupid for continuing to use Fahrenheit, but imagine if "Fahrenheit 451" had been named "Celcius 232.77777777777." It doesn't quite sound the same, amirite?
@Fahrenheit is more accurate, though

Here's why I like Fahrenheit.

0F = Really cold
100F = Really hot

0C = Average
100C = Dead

Canadians know more of American geography and history than Americans know of Canadian, amirite?

Canadian history is simple.

One day the Canadians sent someone to Britian and he asked "Hey, can we be our own country, eh?" and Britian laughed so hard they said "What the hell, why not?"

As for geography, it's cold.

Prayer "aiding" recovery from disease is a result of the placebo effect, not divine intervention, amirite?
@swimlax That's different. Here, someone said praying does not work because there is no way of seeing whether or not it...

Don't say all Atheist hate religion because I can turn around and say all Christians are uptight pricks.

I don't hate religion, I hate ignorance.


There is proof that medicine will help someone recover from an ailment.
There is no proof that prayer aids in this. That's like saying your table is supported by an army of invisible midgets that can't be felt or heard.

Imagine if there were athiest evangelists. Five seconds after you got rid of the Jehovah's Witnesses, you'd get two overly logical scientists knocking on your door, telling you all the scientific facts that defy the existence of any gods, amirite?

I volunteer.

Sir, have you heard of Charles Darwin, well he knows some stuff you want to know. Did you know we are descendants of monkeys?

Girls: if you want true equal rights, then you should be forced to sign up for the draft when you turn 18 as well. Complete equality, none of this pick and choose crap. amirite?
@moejoe1096 That's kinda sexist...

Wtf? How is this sexist?

Women want equal rights as men, except they want a few extra privileges.

Remember the story about the woman who cut off her husband's penis because he wanted a divorce? No one defended the man. One show involving Rachael Ray and some other stuck up cunts actually SUPPORTED the woman.

If the tables were turned, lets say the man did something equally horrendous, he would be the bad guy and the woman would be the victim.

Women always have those parades and shit about promoting women's rights which is fine.
If men got together and had a parade promoting men's rights, it would be sexist.

In the words of the AmazingAtheist, it's only sexist when men do it.

Canadians: you hate Russia right now, amirite?

I thought they went to war.