Software Developers That Refuse To Help Fix Their Relative's Technology Problems Are Just Lazy, amirite?

This is oddly specific

Cigarettes should be banned outright. No exceptions. amirite?

prohibition called they want their ideas back.

I'm glad cursive writing is dying out. amirite?
@Milkzey Your inability to read cursive is not proof that a graphic designer can't write cursive legibly

Yeah, the Barq's logo is clearly legible if you know that a Q and a G do not look the same.

Vaginas should be easier to draw, amirite?
If you aren't in a union, trying to join a union or organizing where you work you shouldn't complain about low pay or poor conditions. amirite?

I loved working in the plants years ago when unions would go on strike and we would be contracted out to go do their jobs for double their pay until their strike was done and they all got their 10 cent raise

I've never understood the appeal of strip clubs, amirite?
@Boknows12 I can actually see the appeal of that.

Didn't hurt that I always went home with a bonus $50

A wedding cannot go off without a hitch, amirite?
@Bf3247 That just means there was a hitch that prevented the other kind of hitch.

Here's the hitch Pastor Bob, there wasn't a hitch and it's your fault.

As a first, executives' salaries should be cut instead of firing people, amirite?

It's just not that simple, like everything. I've worked in Corporate for many years and trust me, you don't want to loose good executives. There will be less jobs then before.

SpongeBob SquarePants really fell off about 7ish years ago, amirite?

Everything above 8th season is gross.

Eating healthy and working out aren't worth it, amirite?

Being strong and in good shape is fun but you do you man.

We aren't willing to pay $2 extra in taxes for important things but will happily pay $2 for a chance to win a $1.9 billion lottery, amirite?

If I don't pay my taxes, I get fined and thrown in prison. If I don't buy a lottery ticket, I still have $2.

If i do buy a ticket, I have a small chance of winning a billion dollars. If I do pay my taxes, I have a large chance of funding government policies that specifically harm other people or myself and I can't even track which way my money went.

People who play instruments deserve more hype, amirite?
@Professor-kaoss I think people have a bad impression of musicians who play instruments due to how obnoxious most band kids are in...

Even then, I don't feel like most band kids are that obnoxious. It's usually a loud select few that ruin it for everyone.

Overdraft fees are completely fair. amirite?

Long time bank employee here.

If you are a normal functioning member of society, overdraft fees aren't really a thing, or are very rare. Those that complain about overdraft fees often are financially irresponsible in other ways, and want somebody to blame for it.

95% of people manage to bank with no fees, and the other 5% get fees because the banks don't want to hold those accounts on their books and would prefer that you leave. They are a business, and if you're constantly overdrawn you are a liability to them, not an asset, hence the fees. In 2022, predatory fees are nearly completely gone (yes this used to be a big issue in the past). If you are getting fees, it's your fault.

Someone in the future is gonna manage to get malware on their cybernetic implant, amirite?
High school algebra & math classes aren't "pointless" and people who say "I'll never need to know this in real life" don't know what they're talking about, amirite?

Spent six years doing highest level math in high school, dropped out because of a burnout, and now i'm doing a course for wooden furniture making and design.

I think i can confidently say everything except the basics was pointless for me.