Teenagers: your pick for president is in direct opposition for whom your parents plan to vote for. amirite?

There are quite a few political parties here, but the only 2 that actually stand a chance of winning the election are the ANC (currently elected) and the DA. Since the ANC is mostly corrupt and racist against white people and the DA is all about equality and service delivery, it's not surprising that my parents and I all support the DA.

You wouldn't call someone who is mentally challenged a retard, but you would call your friend a retard when they do something you find extremely stupid.. amirite?

I don't think the second one is right, but calling a mentally challenged person retarded is like calling a tall personal tall - fine if you don't mean it in an insulting way.

It's not actually that short for a girl to be 5' 2", amirite?

I'm between 5'10 and 5'11.

If you think about it, it's kind of weird that people decided to call Blacks African AMERICAN. Being in the US didn't change their race, just their nationality, so they're biologically still African, amirite?

I don't think I understand this post, but "African-American" is just a really stupid term altogether. Why must the nationality be included? I don't agree with "African" meaning black either, since not people from Africa are black and not all black people are from Africa (disregarding everyone's ancestral background and referring only to where they were born). American or whatever else for nationality; black for race, or African if you must.

You've read some sort of erotic story before, amirite?
You aren't ready for school to start. amirite?

School hasn't even ended and I'm not ready for it to start again.

Narwhals are a way for unicorns to hide their majestic body, or they could be the deformed version of a unicorn. Either way, we know unicorns MUST exist, amirite?

Get back in your straitjacket.

You've read some sort of erotic story before, amirite?

I've read novels and novels with sex scenes, and online erotica. Sucks how the first thing that comes to mind for most people is that Fifty Shades of Shit. I tried to read it to see what the fuss was all about. It's pretty much the most poorly written book ever, so I gave up. Every other sentence is "Holy crap" or "Holy shit". Do yourselves a favour and find some decent online stories.

Always be nice to the people you grow up with; you never know which one will end up being a serial killer. amirite?
You believe in respecting other people's religions, but if you met a Scientologist, you'd find it difficult to take them seriously, amirite?

Same goes for insanely over the top being-gay-is-a-disease Christians.

Too many No Ways, guys no smilie

Thomas Jefferson once said, "“The purpose of government is to enable the people of a nation to live in safety and happiness. Government exists for the interests of the governed, not for the governors.” The same is true of a website's owners and users, amirite?

My country's crap current government exists mostly for the governors.

When you see people with tattoo slaves all you can think is I can't wait to see you when your old and wrinkly, amirite?

The fuck is a tattoo slave?
I saw an old man yesterday with a big tattoo on his forearm, colour and all, and I must say it looked pretty awesome.
Also, *you're

While driving in the car with a driving instructor, some asshole beeped at me, when clearly there was a sign on the car that says, "Student Driver" so I ended up lowering the window, sticking out my hand, and flicking the asshole off, you would have done the same thing, amirite?

Is the asshole you ''flicked off'' a bug?

It sucks when you put on some pretty eye makeup, and then later you absentmindedly rub your eyes, amirite?

Never wear makeup, never have this problem. Wooh.