+180Despite all of our stupidity, I think this generation is - more than anything else - unafraid. Boldness is our signature, and years from now, when we're gone, it will be what society learned from us and remembers us for. amirite?
+419It's really awkward when you get kicked out of a pool because a breast stroke wasn't what you thought it was. Amirite?
+843You were born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning you break your legs, and every afternoon you break your arms. At night, you lie awake in agony until your heart attacks put you to sleep, amirite?
+194If God created the sun, which is essentially a ticking time bomb, then it is conceivable that He intended to expunge humanity at a certain point (if we somehow manage to survive that long). Maybe, then, He did this with all the older stars: created, watched fail/destroyed, and moved on. And the younger stars wait in an eternal queue to be God's next science fair project, amirite?
+363Think of a number. Add ten. Times that by 56, and subtract your original number from the resulting number. Divide that number by nine. Add six billion. Now close your eyes. Dark, isn't it? amirite?
+388If you got message from your Girlfriend saying "Honey,Thespacebuttononthisphoneisfaultywhenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative." you'd wonder what a ternative is, amirite?
+163Back when the original Pokemon games came out, after you finally beat Lance, you turn, only to find out your rival's on the other side, waiting to destroy you at your weakest. Gamefreak really knew how to piss people off during that time, amirite?
+1,004What if people really do see the things that they claim are ghosts, except they aren't really spirits or poltergeists? What if what they're really seeing is a chunk of time that got temporarily lost? So a girl could've been brushing her teeth in your bathroom 50 years ago but that time got mixed up and you're seeing it happen right now. It's not really happening, but you see it. That would be pretty creepy but insanely awesome, amirite?