+1,799Asking "Who is the woman?" or "Who is the man?" to a gay couple is like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking which chopstick is the fork, amirite?
+1,198You feel really exhausted when, after a long plane ride, you still have to collect your luggage, find your hotel, unpack your stuff, and get the condoms full of heroin out of your arse, amirite?
+1,012If you're going to kill yourself, before you do it you should photoshop yourself out of all the pictures you can, burn all your previous possessions, and hack and delete all files of yourself, and then drown yourself in the ocean where your body will never be found, so all your friends will be like "Hey, what happened to Steve? Did ... did Steve ever exist? Did we just imagine him?" Amirite?
+994While we want to see realistic women and curvy ladies featured, being extremely overweight is just as bad an influence as being extremely underweight. A size 0 isn't healthy, but neither is a size 20, amirite?
+975If they weren't all fake, those messages on MLIA about a dead friend's last wish to have a post published would be really pathetic. I mean, your dying wish is to have a 2 line post on a website where it'll be forgotten about in 10 seconds? amirite?
+942On TV, when characters are stranded on a deserted island, their clothes get ripped and the men grow beards, yet the women's legs stay shaved, and their eyebrows stay plucked, amirite?
+913If the first Harry Potter book was set after 2001, Professor Quirrell would never have gotten as far as he did, because everyone would automatically suspect the guy wearing a turban, amirite?
+872Snape didn’t just hate Neville for being bad at Potions – Snape’s particular hatred for Neville was because if Voldemort had decided Neville was the Chosen One and gone after him, Lily would still be alive, amirite?
+871Instead of the Evolution Theory or the Creation Theory, every school should just teach Simon’s Theory: “Simon, how did the world begin?” “IT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED, OK?” “But why are we here?” “BECAUSE SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT’S WHY”, Amirite?
+817I saw the new Harry Potter movie today, and I thought it was really ... (Second part of this post coming July 2011). Amirite?
+797You’ve wondered if people see and taste things different – like, if every person’s tastebuds taste chocolate differently, or when we learn in primary school “this colour is called blue” if we’re all seeing the same colour, or if my blue is different to your blue, amirite?
+694You know your drug deal has gone horribly wrong when you ask your dealer for a gram of coke, and he says 'Is Pepsi ok?', amirite?
+670Reading magazines from a few years ago is freakin’ funny: “The Ultimate Couple – Rihanna and Chris Brown.” Amirite?
+659Instead of putting extra taxes on fast food/junk food to combat obesity, the government should reduce the tax on healthy food, amirite?