OR if she just doesn't want to marry you...

Y u no use reply button?

Hey baby, do you work at Subway?

'Cause you should go make me a sammich.

Not with that cheap ol' Mr. Krabs.

And don't forgot the girls that wax their face. There's always that girl that has a mustache and sideburns.

Maybe it's just me but... I'm pretty sure it's possible that someone can be able to not love someone. Just cause someone proposes to you doesn't mean you love or will ever love them.

This also happened to me. I was like, "Hey! There's TWENTY-FIVE wor-...wait..."

My school DOESN'T do that! Ha, I stopped the pattern.

I like dig bicks.

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like a lot of people are too stupid to use Google. A lot of my friends will ask me questions and they'll be like, "I can't find the answer." Then I'll google it, and it'll be the first link. Or when I'm googling something, and someone asks a question on a question site when they could have googled it and it would have been right there. Or some of my friends will go like, "GOOGLE IS SOOOOO UNRELIABLE. HERP DERP." Maybe if you knew how to use it properly...

Sorry, I kind of ranted.

Before I found out what that was, I just thought it was a really long smiley face.

Everyone has a ID that we're supposed to put around our neck. Instead, everyone puts it in their back pocket and lets the chain hang out.

At first I figured it was alcohol, but then I googled it... why on earth would drinking carbonated juice make you feel like a badass?

I went through 3 months of shitting in those pit holes; it was absolute torture. When I got home, I spent a good half an hour in the bathroom cause it felt fucking good to actually SIT on something while I shit... and I am not ashamed to say that.

So everyone can pay for tuition?