You've maimed, mangled, destroyed, or otherwise abused a Barbie doll before, amirite?

Bitch was askin' for it

you ONLY use your cell phone to text. calling people is out of style and pointless. amirite?
If you're so big you take up two seats on an airplane, you should have to pay for two seats; it's not discrimination, it's common sense, amirite?
Everyone deserves a fairytale ending amirite?

And bin laden and the fish co-existed happily ever after, the end.

It would suck to be a Pokémon with claustrophobia, amirite?
@Essem They're converted to energy, I think. That's why they're heavier when outside the ball. And they probably don't...

E=mc2 so they would have to weigh the same inside the pokéball, but it's a cartoon so it really doesn't matter.

If you and a friend started walking towards each other from a fair distance apart, and each step you took was smaller than the last one, you could go forever without hitting each other. amirite?
@Stantonmmmk Well what I'm saying is that you would because as long as u continue to move u will get there eventually. I...

ok, I am going to post an actual equation to help you understand. Let's say the two friends started 4 meters apart, and each took a 1 meter step towards the other. Then for their next step, they each went 1/2 meters towards each other. Continuing this pattern you have:

D=4(1/2)x
where x is the number of steps taken and D is the distance between the friends. Solving for D=0, you end up with log_0.5(0)=x, which is undefined.
Therefore, the distance between the two friends can never be equal so long as their is a common ratio between the two steps that is less than 1. I believe that this is the situation the OP was speaking of, however, if you only went on the assumption that each step is less than the preceding one, then it would be possible to reach zero (i.e. 1-.75-.25=0.)

P.S. This was directed at both of you

I don't understand why people are so afraid to drop the soap. I mean, they could just crouch down and pick it up, amirite?
@LauraHernandez Lol why is this under the group "food" ??

Because if you pick up the soap before 5 seconds is up, it's safe to eat.

Life's length, in many ways, is comparable to Call of Duty. Your spawn point largely contributes to the length of your life. For example, if you "spawn" in Africa, that's comparable to spawning in the enemy's crosshairs, amirite?
@YeahIAm More like less than 1...

1/3=.33333......
3•(1/3)=3•(.33333.....)
1=.9999999.....

Adding "...in bed" to the end of everything makes serious stuff funny, amirite?

Im in bed...IN BED

Life's length, in many ways, is comparable to Call of Duty. Your spawn point largely contributes to the length of your life. For example, if you "spawn" in Africa, that's comparable to spawning in the enemy's crosshairs, amirite?
@YeahIAm Exactly. 1 > .99999999999........

Lim x->infinity of sum 9/10(1/10)x x=0 x, equals 1

if Godzilla had a son his name would be Jesuszilla. amirite?
Kristen Stewart has the emotional range of a block of wood, amirite?

blocks of wood everywhere are crying after seeing this.

When you see two goodlooking, young guys having dinner together at a somewhat decent restaurant, you wonder if they are "more than friends," amirite?

So they're best friends?

Samuel Morse would tap that, amirite?