I like this one better.
Worlds shortest horror story:
What back to the time when we had no rights, weren't allowed to own any property, get an education, were restricted to what jobs their were allowed to do and were paid much less than men. Their only worth was on how many sons we could give birth to. When husbands were legally allowed to beat their wives and even rape them. When women were expected to be meek and obedient to their husbands/fathers/brothers or any other male. Where most marriages were arranged and women were not allowed to divorce their abusive husbands yet he could divorce her if she did not give him a son? No thank you.
The only thing a philosophy degree is useful for is laminating it and using it to shield yourself from the rain when you're living on the streets.
Doubt it. The water would have been too cold for them to survive as it was -2C. Lobsters live in shallower waters and where the titanic sunk was very very deep water. The pressure the ship created while sinking would have crushed them and they probably would have had their claws tied.
Go ahead, you know you want to.
You mean like not contributing to the industry by buying and consuming their products?
(Samantha Jane): 'I'm not homophobic but really I am'
I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why're you sharing all this information with me?
12 inch long pines? That's a very small tree.
Holy sweet baby Jesus, OBAMA IS NOT TAXING CHRISTMAS TREES! It is a FEE (not a tax) of 15cents requested by the National Christmas Tree Association to fund research programs and marketing campaigns to promote the purchase of real trees. The White House approved it, like they have to other similar campaigns, under both Republican and Democrat administrations, but they're now revising it, because people crying that Obama worse than the Grinch and wants to ruin Christmas forever.
It looks like the face of someone who has suffered severe psychological trauma and is about to go on a delusional murderous rampage. It's fucking creepy.
Talk dirty to me rice.
It definitely tickled my funny bone.
Something similar happend to me. I have two cats, and one is really small and loves to be hugged and carried around and the other one is bigger and doesn't really like it. I had to give them a bath and thought the bigger one would be harder so I gave him a bath first and he just sat their quite happily and even kept putting his head under the faucet. So I was lulled into a false sense of security and gave the little one a bath. Holy fucking jesus her placid nature was replaced with some demon spawn from hell. She fought the bath like her life depended on it, the neighbours probably thought I was trying to drown her with the sounds she was making and I ended up with scratches all over including my face.