Nudists are terrible! Not only are they immoral, it's a sin against GOD. If GOD had intended for us to be naked we would of been BORN like tha... wait... amirite?

At first, I thought this was a rant christian post, then I saw the end and laughed.

Boys are not going to run to your house at 3am with flowers. They aren't going to scream that they love you down the hallway. They aren't always going to randomly text you to tell you how beautiful you are. They probably aren't going to sing and dance with you in the rain. Yes, they cheat and lie, some of them. But so do girls. Stop setting these high fucking expectations and get over it. amirite?

I mean it would be nice for at least some of those to happen (like just getting flowers in general.), so that can be a semi-expectation since most get their girlfriends flowers for Valentines. But out of the blue in a blizzard when he lives 15 miles away on his bike at midnight? That's completely unrealistic. That's why I don't believe most LGMH stories, because no one in their right mind does that type of thing anymore. And girls who write those are completely stupid and will never get a boyfriend if they expect that level of romance.

My mate said to me about if you change the G and N around in ginger, and I laughed along. God knows what a gigner is though, but I didn't want to seem stupid.   amirite?
vicky is a terrible name, amirite?

The sound of her name makes the little kids cry (AHHHHHHH)

Hey vicky you're so so icky
Just the thought of being around you makes me oh so sicky
Hey vicky won't you please explain why
you get so much enjoyment out of causing kids pain

Tia didn't do it; I did, amirite?

I GET IT! anyone who thumbs down this was NOT a 90's child.

In Wizards of Waverly place, Mrs. Russo (the mom) is 30, and Justin (the kid) is 17. So she was 13 when she got pregnant, amirite?

The writers dun goofed.

Girls: It's incredibly unfortunate when an extremely HOT guy has a nerdy name, amirite?

Amazingly gorgeous guy in my Lang. Arts class. Nice hair, tanned, blue eyes, dresses NICELY.. the name? Sheldon.

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sometimes i think that parent dont care wut u say and jst ignore u!!!! amirite?

They probably wouldn't ignore you if you had a decent level of spelling and grammar.

Stars really shouldn't complain about their lives. They act like it's so hard and the press is on them all the time but they should try working a real job, earning a real paycheck that corresponds with their work and living with normal standards, amirite?
@Handsy In the US teachers make enough money as it is.

Where have you been? No they don't, they are really underpaid. Professors are the ones paid well, not normal teachers.

You never turn off your phone while in the gas station like you're supposed to, amirite?

You're supposed to? 0_0

Men are typically stronger than women... but the man should have the right to use force back. At least if he's actually hurt anyways.

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@ChaoticKamimibalHxC im SOOO confuzed!!!!! why are you putting MY username in this post!??!?!?! im giving up.

Shut up. You're annoying, it's just coding. It shows whoevers logged in username. For me, it's Tater, for biondello, it says biondello. STFU.

its ok that my stepdad and i are going out. my mother is jealous, just because her and my stepdad are married and she thinks its wrong. (im 17, my stepdad is 46, please help me prove to my mom that im right) there's nothing wrong with it, we're in love! amirite?

Obvious troll is obvious.

Surprise because the timing is off-- sometimes by a lot (hence, surprise period).