Girls, You hate it when you sit down to pee and somones been brutally murdered in your underwear, amirite?
@Retooser Okay, I'm a girl and I find this disgusting. I do not want to hear about other girls' period blood, I'm sorry.

Oh, see, I read it as you sit down to pee and suddenly see this random body in your bathroom, wearing your underwear, dead.
Odd how the mind works.

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

Funny, whenever I'm in one of my rare moods to actually respond and continue their potassium conversation, they never answer...

I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?
@Serg Me too. Without the "so"

So it made you laugh hard? That's sweet.

If you were in charge of the "Kiss Cam" at sporting events, you would pick out awkward couples to be put on the screen just for the fun of it, amirite?

I never quite got the Kiss Cam. I mean, what if it lands on a brother and sister? "Boo, you won't kiss!!!" No, because that'd be creepy.

Even if "Friday" is a terrible song, it's sad how it has become acceptable for the entire internet to verbally abuse a 13 year old girl, amirite?

I understand people being able to voice their opinions about how much the video sucks, because God knows I've said the same.

Serious time
But what's truly ridiculous (and has happened with Bieber and many others, namely teen stars) is when people tell said person to kill themselves. That is /way/ too far. I don't care what anyone says. Black said in an interview that one commenter had told her to cut her wrists and die. There's no excuse for that.

I'm tired of all these inappropriate kids' songs, like the one about that whore Miss Mary Mack. But Ring Around the Rosie, now there's a wholesome, nonthreatening song, amirite?
It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
@rawr_ur_dead Let me clarify, I DO get it, but the way you type can't actually sound like anything, get what i'm saying?

...You aren't making any sense. You say you got the post, so you must have understood that he was altering the way the GPS was speaking into ghetto to make it funny. Thus, he managed to imply 'ghetto' speaking over the internet.

It doesn't matter if you can't literally hear anyone's posts. When you read something, you sort of read in in your mind. The way he typed it made it so the 'voice' in your head read it with a ghetto accent.

In which case it is possible.

You would cut an American flag in half for $5, amirite?
@But the thing is, you're not cutting up the ideas that stand behind the flag, you're just cutting up a piece of cloth.

No...you're not. You'd be 'just cutting up a piece of cloth' if you took scissors to a washcloth or something, but the American flag stands for more than that. That's the point.

For example, let's say someone spray-paints a Swastika on a building. What's the big deal? It's just paint on a wall. Well, it's a huge deal because of the idea behind it.

It sucks to live in the shadow of your older brother or sister. Imagine if Jesus Christ had a little brother or sister. How do you live up to THAT? amirite?
@WHY is it I can't go on this site without someone shoving their Christian beliefs down my throat?

Wow, I really missed that sublimal message. I mean, at first I just thought it was a harmless joke, and then I took another look and it was like BAM! YOU MUST CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY.

Seriously, I hate it when people try to trick me with humour whilst actually shoving their beliefs down my throat. Sneaky bastards.

@(12 and proud.): But I'm trying to stop age discrimination. Aren't you tired of being hate on because of your age?!

You are not being hated on because of your age. You are being hated on because of your obvious immaturity and possible trolling attempts. I haven't decided if you're serious yet.

" If Aang is air, Katara is water, Toph is earth and Zuko is fire, does that make Sokka heart?"- Uncle Yo, amirite?

Sokka is boomerang-sarcastic-complaining-sword guy.
...I suppose 'heart' has a better ring to it.

Crazy? I was crazy once. My parents locked me in a round room and told me to sit in the corner. Corner? I couldn't find one. That really bugged me. Bugs? I hate bugs, they drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once... amirite?

...What the hell is going on here? You have no idea how creepy it is to read the comments if you've never heard this...poem thing before o.o

If you are what you eat, then Lord Voldemort was a unicorn, amirite?
Out of all spells, Obliviate may be the most useful. Parents grounded you? Obliviate! Teacher gave you homework? Obliviate! Boss mad at you? Obliviate! amirite?

I think a Death Eater would disagree.
Parents grounded you? Avada Kedavra! Teacher gave you homework? Avada Kedavra! Boss mad at you? Avada Ked...
Well, maybe not on that last one. Considering, you know, who their boss is wary smilie