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American Muslims are just as much victims of 9/11 as non-Muslim Americans. Scratch that, they're more the victims because the 19 hijackers ruined the name of 2.6 Muslims living in the US, amirite?

What happened to the third Muslim to make him lose that .4?

Your mom thinks that every member of the opposite sex that looks at you has a crush on you, amirite?

"Why don't you ask Christian out?"
"Because I don't want to?"
"Mmhmm."
"And he wouldn't want me to?"
"MMHMM."
"And we're really good friends?"
"MMMMMMHMMMMMMM."

Your mom thinks that every member of the opposite sex that looks at you has a crush on you, amirite?
You don't understand how one looks down at their beautiful new born baby that they carried for 9 months and spent so many hours giving birth to and realise that this thing is going to change their life in so many amazing ways and then proceed to name it Laquisha, amirite?
@Fred_Weasley I predict POTD.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS DO THIS PREDICTION SHIT?!

Alcohol makes people behave like idiots. A baby makes people behave like idiots with strange voices amirite?

Therefore, we can conclude that babies are comprised of a mixture of alcohol and helium that sublimates in to the air around them.

It's interesting how babies are actually born sort of as animals, all crawling and not comprehending (nor caring) for math and schedules and work and whatnot, but we as humans train them to become all human-y by teaching them to walk and do taxes. We train the little clumsy monkeys to become civilized and boring humans just like everybody else. It's not the race that is like this, it's the training. We're not naturally this way, we train each other to become this, amirite?
@Horseboat You could say that about any animal.

That is a terrible example, especially considering their point about social animals. That doesn't make people "trained" to act how they do, people are born to act like people not trained. Taking someone out of the normal human environment is obviously going to make them different. Is the stray cat trained to be a cat just because he acts in the way most cats do? Or is the cat with a home trained to be domesticated? Is the human who grows up like most humans trained to act like how they are, or is the one who grew up differently in the wild trained to be different? No one is fucking trained to act the way they do unless they were brain washed. Environment =/= training. People have the tools to be able to act the way people do in their brain, fish do not. You couldn't train a fish to act human and you don't train a human to act human, humans just are.

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It's strange that a lot of humans see themselves as separate from other animals in the animal kingdom in two distinct groups: human and non human animals. There's really nothing special about people other than their intelligence, in the same way there's nothing special about a cheetah other than running at 70 mph and keen hunting instincts. There's no reason for humans to think of themselves as special or seperate ... amirite?
@Mike_Hawk We aren't better. Our intelligence is our downfall. It's only allowed us to kill each other more effectively, fuck...

The fact that you refer to special needs children as "defective genes" makes me sick. If it was up to you, we would never have people like Beethoven, Van Gogh, Stephen Hawking, or Hellen Keller. As for making life a competition, I think you're wrong. I don't know what laws you're talking about, but the vast majority are designed for the public safety and well being. They're designed to keep the market place fair; to watch out for the banks and businesses you mentioned. I agree with you that we're capable of more hatred than animals, but that's because we're more advanced. Our intelligence gives us the ability to hate with more passion, but it also gives us the ability to love on a deeper level than animals. It's a blessing and a curse, but you can't deny that we are and always will be superior to animals in every way. And no, we are not to stupid to be that great. We've transformed society from cave dwelling simpletons to a society that splits atoms and is currently exploring Mars. And if you're trying to suggest that scientists are the only useful people in society, then you're stupid.

You hate it when you don't receive a better grade after sleeping with a teacher, amirite?

its even worse when you are home schooled.

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You burn calories when eating celery, amirite?

No because I decorate mine with ranch dressing.
I managed to make a food with negative calories bad for me. What an accomplishment.

Some people are really good at puns, while others arepun't, amirite?
Imagine how long it would take to decide on a company name. It's like your username, except it actually matters, amirite?
You aren't allowed to be a Harry Potter fan unless you've read the books, amirite?

"Oh you watched the story when it was already in moving image format rather than looking at the stationary words and using those as guidelines to form the images in your mind? Well, you mustn't have enjoyed that enough for my standards." - People who should fuck off.

Right out of middle school you turned really sexy, amirite?

Biiiiitch I rolled out of my mom with hairgel, a leather jacket and aviators on. These kind of looks don't just "grow".