Ladies, do you remember the "Axe spray epidemic" that consumed most of the boys in elementary/middle school? You couldn't walk more than an inch without being engulfed by the overwhelming smell of wannabe men! amirite?

My little sister just told me her teacher told a kid only to wear axe if he wants to continue scaring off all the ladies

Within our own Milky Way galaxy, there are over a billion stars. Each star ranges from 100 km to millions km in diameter and each individual star is light years apart from its 'neighbour'. Scientists, with the use of the Hubble space telescope, estimate that there are over 100 billion galaxies within the universe. In comparison, the earth is only around 13,000 km in diameter. After you get over the initial "mind blown moment", you realize just how small and miniscule we are. amirite?
@lionanimagus And it all came from nothing.

I was being sarcastic... Because, when you see information like this, it clearly points to a Creator.

Within our own Milky Way galaxy, there are over a billion stars. Each star ranges from 100 km to millions km in diameter and each individual star is light years apart from its 'neighbour'. Scientists, with the use of the Hubble space telescope, estimate that there are over 100 billion galaxies within the universe. In comparison, the earth is only around 13,000 km in diameter. After you get over the initial "mind blown moment", you realize just how small and miniscule we are. amirite?
Photobombing does't ruin pictures. It makes them better, amirite?

Can't believe those kids ruined that nice old lady's picture. The nerve!

You use to believe some weird shit when you were little, amirite?

I used to think that the word "thing" was equal to the word "lollipop". So when my mom would say "I'm almost ready, let me just get my things", I would picture a bag of lollipops.

I really don't know why.

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It must be really akward for people that actually get a suit for their birthday...amirite?

"Hey man, what are you doin today?"
"I have to take my birthday suit back, it didn't fit."
"Uh, good luck with that?"

@The fact that you typed that message says you owe something to Jobs.

Steve Jobs invented neither the keyboard or the internet... so.. No. He doesn't.

The next time someone beeps their horn .03 sec after the light changes green. You should shut off your car, lay on the hood and feed the birds for an hour, amirite?

"Feed the birds"? Wtf is this? Mary Poppins?

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Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up- grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding, amirite?

Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!

There's no "I" in "denial", amirite?
Anonymous +36Reply
The 20's was known for the charleston, 50's had the mashed potatoe/ funky chicken, 70's had the electric slide/ staying alive move, the very famous moonwalk in the 80's, 90's had the macerana. What will our generation be known for...the fist pump and different variations of grinding? amirite?

The Dougie? Stanky Leg? Crank that Soulja Boy? It seemed so awesome at the time, but now.......... it sounds like an epic vist to the bathroom.....