My little sister just told me her teacher told a kid only to wear axe if he wants to continue scaring off all the ladies
I was being sarcastic... Because, when you see information like this, it clearly points to a Creator.
I think this sums it all pretty much up
Can't believe those kids ruined that nice old lady's picture. The nerve!
I used to think that the word "thing" was equal to the word "lollipop". So when my mom would say "I'm almost ready, let me just get my things", I would picture a bag of lollipops.
I really don't know why.
"Hey man, what are you doin today?"
"I have to take my birthday suit back, it didn't fit."
"Uh, good luck with that?"
Steve Jobs invented neither the keyboard or the internet... so.. No. He doesn't.
"Feed the birds"? Wtf is this? Mary Poppins?
Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!
Wow, the education system left you behind, huh?
The Dougie? Stanky Leg? Crank that Soulja Boy? It seemed so awesome at the time, but now.......... it sounds like an epic vist to the bathroom.....