You hate it when you miss the bus because you took the time to write "You" instead of "u", amirite?
If we could ban guns, we would have world peace, just like all that peace we had before guns were invented, amirite?

I really hope this post is sarcastic...

If a girl hasn't gotten her period yet, she DEFINITLY shouldn't be having sex, amirite?

try telling pedo bear that

There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it. amirite?

They should hang the shirt like 30 ft in the air, above a cage, and have a bunch of competitors battle it out until one can reach it, via ladder or stack of bodies

Getting POTD is harder than convincing your grandma you're not hungry, amirite?
@xxirishwristwatchxx Your grandma must be a real bitch!

C'mon guys, JewishDOGGY doggy, female dogs are bitches, grandmas are female, therefore a doggy's grandma has to be a bitch

The world "Gloria" is 18 syllables long, amirite?
@murt_squirt mind explaining?

Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ria in ex chelsis deo

Girls with big boobs: you hate it when you find a shirt you really like, but it doesn't fit over your chest, and the next size up doesn't fit anywhere else, amirite?

Solution: just don't wear shirts.

You should never jog in a bikini. amirite?

I personally think you should

Two men walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies, amirite?
You never know how to respond when someone says "oh John told me to tell you hi", amirite?


In Boston we have huge signs that say: Caution Falling Ice. It's like thanks for alerting me of my future death by icicle

It's weird to think that a 17 year old and 20 year old can't legally have sex, but the day you turn 18 you're free to go have sex with a 60 year old, amirite?

Technically if two kids under the age of consent have sex, by law, they are raping each other

you've wondered why unicorns are called uniCORNS and not uniHORNS, amirite?

Cornu is the latin word for horn, and uni is one. Unicorn=one horn

It's annoying when a girl and her friends are walking really slow in the hallway. Really, bitch? Why are you walking in slow motion? amirite?

Maybe they have really epic music playing in their head. Don't judge