You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

Helium: HeHeHe, this is clever. Sodium: Na, it isn't that clever. Gold: Au, Sodium, YES it is. Silver: Ag, I don't get it.

Fe is quite ironic, amirite?

Helium: HeHe, clever. Potassium: K, that was clever. Sodium: Na, it wasn't. Gold: Au, sodium, YES it was. Silver: Ag, I don't get it.

What Domino's doesn't realize that in the commercials where they prove the people's negative beliefs about their pizza wrong (not real cheese, pizza made by robots), is that their pizza was bad enough for people to think that in the first place, amirite?

It's always fun watching people argue about pizza.

I have an idea for a movie script. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws, so the guys have to team up with Jaws to get bigger Jaws. I call it big Jaws! Its a great movie idea, amirite?

I read "Jews" instead of "Jaws"

I am curious to know the average age of people on this site. If you are older than the current vote, vote it up. If you are younger, vote it down. This'll be a good experiment, amirite?

howd it drop to 2

Your momma so fat that when she dives into a pool, she displaces a proportionally larger volume of water than people with less body mass, amirite?

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps into the pool, her splash attack actually did damage

It's infuriating when someone sarcastically says "You're cool" when you're clearly not trying to be cool; you're just being yourself and having fun, and they have to go shit on your parade. If anything, they're the ones trying to draw attention by saying that, as if they're the ultimate authority on coolness. amirite?

You're cool

The State farm jingle doesn't work in real life, amirite?

Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is here, with some oxygen. Oh hey!

Imagine a luncatic in your house with a gun, who intends to kill everyone in your family because his faith tells him to. You have an entire wall of machine guns. No, you wouldn't try and negotiate with him peacefully, you would shoot him in the fucking face. That's why we fight wars. You can't reach an agreement with crazy people, amirite?

Anyone want some of my popcorn?

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to your school, amirite?

It's interesting because Anthony chooses the Post of the Days...

It's not the end of the decade- the decade ends and the END of this year because there was no year 0, they started on year 1. So, 2011 marks the beginning of the new decade. amirite?

Tomorrow is the year 2011. Everybody shut up, we don't care whether it is the start of the new decade or not.

The line to the women's bathroom is always longer, amirite?

| There is actually a line for the girls bathroom, amirite?*

Girls: guy's public restrooms always have soap because they rarely ever use it, amirite?

As a guy, I find no need to wash my hands after I use the bathroom unless I actually touch something with my hands, which I rarely do.

When are we going to use Geometry in real life??? Man 1: THESE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES ARE NOT CONGRUENT! Man 2: Oh yea????? Give me a ruler and a protractor, amirite?
@Geometry has a lot of practical applications, obviously you just spend your time eating instead of working.

lol name one practical application, hmm im gonna prove to you that this angle on this building is 90 degrees, hmmmm

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