+6,609 Toddlers are like drunk people. They are always falling over, they mumble complete nonsense, food never makes it all the way into their mouth, they get very loud when they dont get their way and they pee/poop themselves without any guilt. amirite?

-4,221 It's annoying when some girls wear their hair the same way every single day, amirite?

+4,946 If Obama made it rain cookies, the headlines would just say "Government Leaves Millions Milkless", amirite?

+5,914 Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories: Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever. And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but never could be together. amirite?

+4,203 It sucks living in the UK, because you have to scroll the whole way down to get there, amirite?

+5,751 Pizza jokes are all about the delivery, amirite?

-3,717 "Forrest Gump" wasn't that good. amirite?

+2,996 Frozen is one of the most overrated movies with the worst songs, cringe characters, dumb dialogue, and an overall terrible message throughout, amirite?

-3,482 Coins are way better than paper money, amirite?

+5,499 Hotels Rooms: if it's not bolted down it's complimentary. amirite?

+5,055 People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?! amirite?

+5,131 What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit". amirite?

+5,248 Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?

-4,545 Dreams are like rainbows, only idiots chase them, amirite?

+3,672 "Mid-life crisis" Is a phrase invented by women to keep their man at home instead of buying sweet motorcycles and shit, amirite?

+5,230 I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard. amirite?

+5,048 Why does facebook give me the option to 'like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy. amirite?

+4,828 Ugh, my co-workers bug the heck out of me. One of them's a chick who doesn't know left from right. But she's pretty hot. The other girl's really really smart but I swear, she looks like she came from a nerd convention. And then there's this guy who seems like he's high all the time, and for some reason he brings his dog to work everyday. So yeah, we travel in a bus and solve mysteries and stuff... amirite?

+4,374 One of the most difficult decisions to make in life is whether to pursue your dream or to pursue reality, amirite?

+4,941 If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip, amirite?