+4,492 When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff. amirite?

+4,002 Hearing the rain hit your window is relaxing. amirite?

+4,339 Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fricking plane, amirite?

+4,166 Apparently, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be 1 of them. It's not me, so it could be my dad, my mom, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But it's probably my brother Colin, amirite?

+4,014 I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to start any trouble, but it should be an even number. amirite?

+4,038 If you are what you eat, then Lord Voldemort was a unicorn, amirite?

+4,000 Buffaloes can't fly because everyone keeps eating their wings, amirite?

+3,909 The imaginary monsters you were scared of as a child never go away, they just become imaginary murderers and rapists. amirite?

+3,763 You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

+3,568 Being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up, amirite?

+3,820 The new airport security motto: Can't see London, can't see France, until we see your underpants, amirite?

+3,790 When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for. amirite?

+3,446 99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to your school, amirite?

+3,640 It's funny how most music today is about how much the guy wants to hook up with you, when all the Beatles wanted to do was hold your hand, amirite?

+3,450 For all we know, scientists on Pluto took a vote and decided Earth's no longer a planet, amirite?

+3,557 It's stupid how at the movie theaters 13 year olds are charged as adults, but they can't watch an adult movie until they're 18, amirite?

+3,482 How to Lose Weight: Turn your head to the left, then to the right. Repeat when offered food. amirite?

+3,515 dear family, thanks for putting my empty cereal box back in the cabinet. now I can have disappointment for breakfast. amirite?

+3,492 I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan. Somebody is going to be wrong. amirite?

+3,463 You know it's getting close to Halloween when you see Christmas decorations in stores, amirite?