+7,841 You cannot bring sexy back without a receipt, amirite?

+8,154 Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow. Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before, amirite?

-6,751 There are absolutely no single cute virgin girls over the age of 18. amirite?

+7,857 The sign that says "In Case of Fire, Do Not Use Elevator" is stupid. I mean seriously? Who would be dumb enough to try to put out a fire with an elevator. amirite?

+7,884 In school, the only thing that group projects taught you was how much you hate other people. amirite?

+7,255 "Good news, or bad news?" ALWAYS choose bad news first. amirite?

+7,959 It's frustrating when you know exactly what something means but not how to explain it, amirite?

-5,297 Women are like parking spots, The good ones are taken, and the rest are disabled. amirite?

+7,585 If Mondays were days off, we would all hate Tuesdays. amirite?

+7,331 It's annoying when a song comes out on the radio that you have been listening to for months and people suddenly think it's the newest and best thing, amirite?

+7,119 The "other fish in the sea" metaphor isn't quite accurate. It's more like a lake full of Magikarp, but you don't want those Magikarp. You want the bright, beautiful, red Gyarados in the middle of the lake. And if you have to swim through all those Magikarp to find your Gyarados, then so be it, amirite?

+7,182 Everything is easier said than done, except talking... That's about the same, amirite?

-6,349 The remixed version of the song is better than the original, amirite?

+7,317 You don't realize how annoying some of the things you do are until somebody else does them, amirite?

+7,147 It's stupid when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching, amirite?

+7,056 It's strange to think that we may have witnessed someone's most embarrassing moment and don't even remember, and yet we still think so much about our own, amirite?

+6,816 Why does Donald Duck wrap a towel around his waist after he takes a shower when he doesn't even wear pants, amirite?

+5,983 Thevoiceinyourheadjustspedup. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Just. Slowed. Down. THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD JUST GOT LOUDER. The voice in your head is now at normal again, amirite?

+6,795 It's annoying that your hair always looks great when you're home alone, but on days when you see a lot of people, it doesn't cooperate no matter what, amirite?

-5,874 The smarties and m&m chocolate candies taste the same. The only difference is the M on one of the candy. Amirite?