+4,977 It was better back when you could look under a bottle cap and see you won instantly, rather than this entering a code online thing they have now. I want to look under the cap and see "YOU WON!" instead of ED34GH, amirite?

+4,754 "Dont worry the spider is smaller than you" "So is a grenade", amirite?

+4,492 When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff. amirite?

+4,410 Counting sheep is actually a great way to fall asleep. After you've walked all the way to a farm at night, counted all of the farmer's sheep, and ran back home while he chased you with his shotgun, you feel like you're exchausted enough to sleep for days. Amirite?

+4,002 Hearing the rain hit your window is relaxing. amirite?

+4,339 Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fricking plane, amirite?

+4,166 Apparently, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be 1 of them. It's not me, so it could be my dad, my mom, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But it's probably my brother Colin, amirite?

+4,059 My daughter just asked me if I'd ever heard of World Of Warcraft. I'm so happy. Every father wants their daughter to remain a virgin forever, amirite?

+4,077 It's kind of odd when mannequins in clothes stores have nipples. It's like "This is what it would look like if you wore this shirt on a really cold day", amirite?

+4,014 I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to start any trouble, but it should be an even number. amirite?

+4,038 If you are what you eat, then Lord Voldemort was a unicorn, amirite?

+4,000 Buffaloes can't fly because everyone keeps eating their wings, amirite?

+3,909 The imaginary monsters you were scared of as a child never go away, they just become imaginary murderers and rapists. amirite?

+3,763 You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

+3,568 Being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up, amirite?

+3,820 The new airport security motto: Can't see London, can't see France, until we see your underpants, amirite?

+3,790 When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for. amirite?

+3,654 The thought of dying and not existing anymore is scary, but you also didn't exist before birth, and that wasn't so bad, amirite?

+3,446 99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to your school, amirite?

+3,393 Anyone who would read a bible in a hotel room would bring a bible to a hotel room, amirite?