+3,524Nudists are terrible! Not only are they immoral, it's a sin against GOD. If GOD had intended for us to be naked we would of been BORN like tha... wait... amirite?
+1,537Child 1: "Mommy, why is my name 'Lily'?" | Mom: "When you were born, a lily petal fell on your head, so I called you Lily." || Child 2: "Mommy, why is my name 'Daisy'?" | Mom: "When you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head, so I called you Daisy." || Child 3: "BLAAARGH! GAAAARGH!!" | Mom: "Oh, be quiet, Brick.", amirite?
+843You were born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning you break your legs, and every afternoon you break your arms. At night, you lie awake in agony until your heart attacks put you to sleep, amirite?
+938You don't understand how one looks down at their beautiful new born baby that they carried for 9 months and spent so many hours giving birth to and realise that this thing is going to change their life in so many amazing ways and then proceed to name it Laquisha, amirite?
+1,069The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exams, amirite?
+1,300Whenever you see "199_" ending a username or email, you assume that's the year the person was born in, when in reality it could be the number of kittens they've eaten, amirite?
+1,328You were born too late to explore new lands. You were born too early to explore space. You were born on time to explore the internet, amirite?
+10,069If the world doesn't end on December 21, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20, 2013, amirite?
+445I hate when parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 min ago, it looks like a potato. amirite?
+518Birthdays are weird, "Hey, the earth is in a similar position relative to the sun to the one it was when you were born, so I got you some socks.", amirite?
+1,148Even though so many people die because of alcohol, you never think about how many of them are born because of it. amirite?
+642It's interesting to think about what life would be like if you were born an entirely different race. You could be treated differently or have entirely different friends. You would be susceptible to different diseases and your parents would probably end up divorced because you're an entirely different race than them and your mom now looks like a dirty cheater. It's interesting to think about, amirite?