+3,444There's better ways than war to get back at a country. For example, pick a day where its supposed to rain, fly over the capital city, and drop thousands of rolls of toilet paper. That way no one gets killed, everyone gets confused, and they have to spend their time getting wet toilet paper off of their buildings instead of hurting others. amirite?
+2,858I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly" That way everyone in the country can get shit faced drinking responsibly. And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink responsibly" Probably will piss off the government as well. amirite?
+1,457It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad, amirite?
+776See that pregnant teen over there? She was raped. See that guy doing his homework from last night? He convinced his friend out of suicide. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that guy who is sobbing? His mother is dying. See that show-off guy? He's standing up to bullies. See that fat woman? She has a health problem. Don't judge people if you don't know their life. ... amirite?
+810Polls show that 93% of Europeans think that America is the stupidest country. Polls also show that 84% of Americans think that Europe is the stupidest country. amirite?
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+602I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world. amirite?
+432When i think of 9/11, not only do I think of those who lost their lives in the attack, I think of how great our country reacted to it. Instead of cowering in fear like Terrorists wanted us to, we stood up proudly and said "This is OUR country, and you will never break us, you will NEVER change our way of life. As long as there is someone to hold our flag in the air, we will never give in, we will FIGHT." Amirite?
+736A lot of people say that, if George Washington were still alive, he would tell us what a horrible job we're doing with our country. I personally think that he would say something along the lines of "I'm two hundred and eighty years old! Why aren't I dead yet?", amirite?
+488Never let a potato carving of a penis run your country. They're dick-taters! ...also, it's just a potato, amirite?
+388How do you explain appetizers to a third world country? "Well, It's the food we eat before our food. No, you're thinking of dessert. That's the food we eat after our food...", amirite?
+460The Olympics remind you of all the things you haven't accomplished. It's like "Oh that's cool you're 16 and representing your country in the Olympics? Yeah that's cool. I watched videos of cats on YouTube today", amirite?
+266It would be funny to make a movie, hype it up like nothing has ever been hyped up before, and then have it be a message on the screen saying something like "Now your mission is to go tell everyone you now about how incredible the film is" followed by an hour or 2 of darkness on the screen. You could troll the whole country/world within just a few months, amirite?