+546Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who a good boy is, amirite?
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+1,387The guy who puts down dogs at animal shelters must not get alot of women. "And what do you do for a living?" "...I kill puppies.", amirite?
+640Dogs seem to have no way of telling how much time has passed when you've been gone. You walk in to you're house after being gone for 15 minutes and they run up to you, tail wagging, like "YOUCAMEBACKITHOUGHTYOUWEREGOINGTOBEGONEFOREVERILOVEYOUDON'TEVERLEAVEMEAGAIN!!!", amirite?
+794It's raining cats and dogs out there! I just went outside and stepped in a poodle, amirite?
+664If McDonald's sold hot dogs you wouldn't be able to order a McWeiner, with a straight face, and ask them to supersize it. amirite?
+408To all those girls who die trying to get a size 0 figure: real men go after curves. Only dogs go after bones, amirite?
+465When someone rings the doorbell, dogs always assume it’s for them. amirite?
+305Guys: you treat women like dogs. With unconditional love and friendship, amirite?
+361Cats are like room mates and dogs are like toddler siblings. Dogs are pretty much like: "What are we gonna do today? ARE WE GONNA GO FOR A WALK?!?! CAN I BRING MY TOY? PLEASE!?" Cats are like: "Dude, I'm freaking hungry so...when you go out would you pick me up some food when you're out? Alright, I'll hold down the fort." Amirite?
+562I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought, "Wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes... amirite?
+435Dogs must have severe ADHD. They're always like, "Hey, I'm just gonna laze around today. In fact, I don't like this spot of carpet, so I'm gonna go over here... ha, much better. HOLY CRAP IS THAT A CAT?! LOOK! THERE! LOOK! A CAT! RIGHT THERE! IT'S GOING TO ROB THE HOUSE! GET AWAY, FOUL BEING! Yeahh, no worries, I scared it off. Back to my important sleeping duties," amirite?