+2,856I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly" That way everyone in the country can get shit faced drinking responsibly. And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink responsibly" Probably will piss off the government as well. amirite?
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+770The #1 thing to do before you die: dress up in a badass suit, stand in a crowded mall food court, and wait for someone to order a drink. When they are about to take their first sip, sprint towards them, dive, and knock the drink away, screaming "NOOOOOO!" Stand up, brush yourself off, say "you're welcome," and walk away. amirite?
+684HOW TO EAT RAMEN LIKE A BOSS!! 1. Boil some water. 2. EAT RAMEN! 3. DRINK BOILING WATER! 4. SNORT CHICKEN POWDER! 5. Fuck bitches. amirite?
+428Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. amirite?
+846Some helium floats into a bar and tries to order a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases in here." The helium doesn't react. amirite?
+1,093How much of a prick you are is directly proportional to how long your drink order is at Starbucks. amirite?
+781You die a little inside when someone puts small doses of poison in your drink, amirite?
+1,005My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey you to the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation, amirite?
+1,072The local young men are keen on my flavoured milk drink and frequent my garden in order to sample it. They insist the quality is better than yours. amirite?
+584Fizzy drinks are brilliant, but they're so tempermental. It's like "Hey, I'm gonna sit here and fizz to myself quietly, because I'm a fizzy dr-HOLY CRAP DON'T SHAKE ME UP. Right, just for that I'm gonna spray everywhere when you open me, 'cause I'm a fizzy drink and that's how I roll." amirite?
+324It would be hilarious if you ordered a drink at a drive thru and when they handed it to you, you let it slip through your fingers and you burst into tears. Then when they give you another one, you do it again, then whisper "I'm so thirsty" and drive off. Amirite?
+789You may be a kid, but you can do anything you set your mind to! Except drive. And vote. And drink or smoke. And legally drop out of school. And order crap off infomercials. And go to certain movies. And buy certain video games. And get a job. And get married. BUT other than that... Amirite?
+912Whatever happened to the days when insults had class? For instance... Lady Nancy Astor: 'Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.' Winston Churchill: 'Nancy, if I were your husband, I would drink it.' amirite?