+4,044According to parents, we're too young for love, too old for "fun," too mature to play dumb, and too immature for "grown up" conversations. No wonder teens are so rebellious; there's nothing else to do, amirite?
+2,894You hate that moment of panic when your parents tell you to wait in line at the cash register, and you're almost to the cashier and they're not back yet, amirite?
+1,386They should make haunted houses with genuine fears. For example: Eviction notices at every corner, very important final exams that you didn't study for, pictures of your parents naked, etc. Amirite?
+1,438Child by themselves begins crying Woman: Don't cry, it's okay. Let's go find your parents.*takes child's hand and walks away" Everyone: "Aww, what a nice person! Everyone should be more like her." Man: "Don't cr-" Everyone: "PEDOPHILE! PEDOPHILE! CALL 911! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" amirite?
+1,218Crazy? I was crazy once. My parents locked me in a round room and told me to sit in the corner. Corner? I couldn't find one. That really bugged me. Bugs? I hate bugs, they drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once... amirite?
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+992If The Little Mermaid has taught me anything in life, it's that stalking a guy, drastically changing my physical appearance, disobeying my parents, selling my soul, running away, and consequently relying solely on my looks are the way to find true love, amirite?
+445I hate when parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 min ago, it looks like a potato. amirite?
+1,040The funniest thing about the Darth Vader kid car commerical was that the parents thought they started the car, amirite?
+642It's interesting to think about what life would be like if you were born an entirely different race. You could be treated differently or have entirely different friends. You would be susceptible to different diseases and your parents would probably end up divorced because you're an entirely different race than them and your mom now looks like a dirty cheater. It's interesting to think about, amirite?
+1,465The bears in the Charmin commercials are really weird. It's not normal to have your parents inspect your ass after you're done taking a crap, amirite?
+908It would suck if Santa Claus really didn't exist and it was just our parents putting gifts under the tree every year, amirite?
+949You're jealous of your parents. They got the most awesome child to ever walk the earth. amirite?
+1,094My parents are gone! I should do something crazy that i'm not allowed to do! ... Drinks milk straight from the carton .... God I'm so badass. amirite?