There is no English vocab for grown kids of parents, amirite?

Son/daughter

Sleep is the free trial of death, a coma is a membership. amirite?

Where can I buy a membership

Not jerking off during a porno is the real accomplishment. amirite?

I know, right? Especially when you're watching porn with your grammy.

With a smart phone and a swiss army knife, you can get into almost anything. amirite?
@FYI the Pentagon isnt one of them

What makes you say that? The phone gets through the electronic, the knife gets through the physical.

Black & White are mostly not recognised as a colour. amirite?
Soon, the last people who have talked to someone who lived in the pre-lightbulb era will vanish, amirite?
@Sybersonic My grandmother was alive (but young) for the first flight, and for the moon landing. That is just amazing to me

We're a young species. So incredibly much has happened in just 150 years.

Mom remembers watching the moon landing as a kid. Didn't know the significance of it, but 'got it' on an abstract level. "Oh okay so someone's on the moon now? Cool" basically. :P

Because your brain is a muscle everything you remember is technically muscle memory. amirite?
Most people feel comfortable to do ANYTHING around their friends and family (the people who's opinions matters the most) but are afraid to do stuff in front of people they don't know (the people they'll probably never talk to). amirite?

I am that kind of person

Dying from electricity is a reverse Frankenstein. amirite?

you should try being just one person from now on.

The voice in our head is always at the same volume, it's impossible to scream in our head. amirite?
A psychic who could only see as far into the future as 5 minutes would ironically be more useful than one who could see as far as 100 years. amirite?

5 minutes isn't enough time to do anything. They could place last minute bets, and avoid day to day things like car accidents but they could prevent large disasters or change society. This is assuming everyone believes them.

With a smart phone and a swiss army knife, you can get into almost anything. amirite?
@Ajdee6 The guns said otherwise

It ain't called a "knife" for nothing!

The voice in our head is always at the same volume, it's impossible to scream in our head. amirite?
The voice in our head is always at the same volume, it's impossible to scream in our head. amirite?
Those who act like they have all the answers are too smug to learn by asking questions. amirite?

Maybe they ask other people and you're just the dumb friend.