I hate depressing statues... I mean, why can't any sculptors make a HAPPY statue for once??
Well of course they get things done! In the past year alone they'd declared pizza a vegetable and threatened the internet.
Gryffindor: Being Brave will keep you from your grave.
Hufflepuff: Being loyal will make you like royal.
Slytherin: We're heartless bastards.
Can't tell if referencing meme comics or excited first year Spanish student
Perhaps they were looking for "Quick and fuckin' large ones." I think your answer implies that slow, large steps are all right.
Is it also sad that there are more rocks than schools? I guess we care about rocks more than education.
"Freeze Mentos into ice-cubes. Then give your friends an iced diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode."