With all of the depressing statues on Facebook, there should be a "hug" button or something, amirite?

I hate depressing statues... I mean, why can't any sculptors make a HAPPY statue for once??

Today on Yahoo I saw an article that back in 1795, the national debt was $75 million dollars. Now it increases by this amount every hour... something seriously needs to be done, amirite?
@Monopolygamy The US government isn't compatible with "getting things done," please restart your system and try again.

Well of course they get things done! In the past year alone they'd declared pizza a vegetable and threatened the internet.

Wit beyond measure is mans greatest treasure, amirite?
@FlyingGuineaPig I've never thought it was very fair that none of the other houses got a catchphrase.

Gryffindor: Being Brave will keep you from your grave.
Hufflepuff: Being loyal will make you like royal.
Slytherin: We're heartless bastards.

Facebook isn't as friend centered as it used to be. Now, instead of talking TO each other, more and more people just blurt out their lives and interests, hoping someone is listening. Maybe we are all just a bit too self centered, and it's hard not to be, amirite?
@Albert_Einstein Me gusta potd. Gets people to argue. Me gusta.

hmm smilie Can't tell if referencing meme comics or excited first year Spanish student

I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you, "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "Fuckin' large ones" is not the correct answer. amirite?

Perhaps they were looking for "Quick and fuckin' large ones." I think your answer implies that slow, large steps are all right.

It's sad that there are more clothing stores than highschools in the u.s, amirite?

Is it also sad that there are more rocks than schools? I guess we care about rocks more than education.

Go to the comments section of this post, right click and paste. Show us the last thing you copied. This will be fun, amirite?

"Freeze Mentos into ice-cubes. Then give your friends an iced diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode."