AlexCarlileThePillow

To theists: would you date/marry an atheist? To atheists: would you date/marry a theist?

Definitely. I'm dating an Atheist while I'm a theist. t

Pirates vs ninjas is so stupid. All about Ninjas vs Wizards. amirite?
@boxtop

Crap.........what's going on then? I haven't been on this part of the internet in years so I'm a little confused. I apologize, but please explain?

Pirates vs ninjas is so stupid. All about Ninjas vs Wizards. amirite?
@1853575

Aah it was made before?
I change it hang on.

I hate it whenever you think of something but someone else thought of it first.

Ya but with half the effort.....

Pokemon should have stopped after the first generation. Just like Doritos should have stopped after Nacho Cheese, Ford should have stopped after the Model-T, and The Beatles should have stopped after Please Please Me, amirite?
@Javvie Why?

Sarcasm transfers so well over text.

To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about masturbating! amirite?

To smack the b**** isn't masturbating.

It's okay if I send my boyfriend a pair of my worn panties if he's in another country and we won't be meeting for a long time, amirite?

Ya it's totally fine. As long as you keep it to yourself.

It would be sick if Google Earth teamed up with Call Of Duty, and you could import your neighborhood onto the game, so you could be playing COD in your backyard. amirite?

It would be awesome. Cept I don't have much stuff in my backyard so not many safe spots.

A Utopian society can't be built with laws or beliefs, it has to be made by the people accepting each other for who they are, amirite?

I'm PRETTY sure we'd need some sort of law in a utopia....I mean I know the law now doesn't make sense, but it just needs to be improved. Greatly.

Some Honors and AP classes are taken just because you don't want to be stuck in a class full of people who struggle on common sense problems, amirite?

I love AP classes, they are so much more fun than regulars, I REAAAALLY regret taking all regulars Freshman and Sophomore year.

Your favorite character always dies, amirite?
Screamo music isn't as bad as most people make it out to be, amirite?

Death metal > Screamo

Huuuuuge difference.

Mario Kart is the best thing that's ever happened to Wii. Amirite?

I have to say that I prefer Zelda. :P

Dear insane Christian on Facebook... Some people say "happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" because your religion isn't the only one that exists. This time of year doesn't ONLY celebrate Christmas, it holds many others. I think you lost the stepladder to get off your high horse, or maybe you just forgot to have your daily dose of education this past decade. amirite?
@1590351

I agree, especially since Christmas is included in those holidays said in "Happy Holidays."

A person hates you for 1 of 3 reasons. 1) They want to be you. 2) They hate themselves. 3) They see you as a threat. amirite?

4) You're basically just a bad person.