alilbitdramatic

You plan to do all your holiday shopping through SkyMall this year, amirite?
If guys could blow themselves and girls could eat themselves out, you'd never leave your room, amirite?
@Meerkat Guys can blow themselves. It's called autofellatio.

Yeah, and very, very few can accomplish actually getting anything beyond the head into their mouth.

I'm a guy and I like to not wear a shirt while at home... that's not gay because i'm European. amirite?

I think most guys around the world are like that.

you've had a crush on at least one of your teachers before or at least thought one of them was cute, amirite?

7th grade science teacher. My mind was always in filthy/perv mode in that class. Ha.

Hamburger Helper isn't just for "white trash" families, amirite?

I looove Hamburger Helper!

Sometimes you wish there was a room that contained everyone you've ever met and became fond of. Especially if it contained best friends that you lost in touch with and everyone who ever was inspirational to you. amirite?

And then you shut the door and lock it so they can't escape. Like in a basement. Ha.

You've tried to be a vegetarian before and failed miserably, amirite?

I'm vegetarian/borderline vegan. Have been for about two years. So there :P

It seems that every party you go to, someone ends up shirtless, amirite?

Probably me. Ha.

"and what's the deal with ariline food?" You have never heard the rest of this joke, amirite?
@yddraigarian airline food is the worst. fair enough for you folks who only get snacks. try the meals on a transatlantic flight.

I've had the meals. They're not outstanding, but I don't find them bad, either. Pretty good for frozen food. At least on United and US Airways.

"and what's the deal with ariline food?" You have never heard the rest of this joke, amirite?

I like airline food :D

Committing adultery should be illegal, amirite?

In sum, I don't care what other people do.
However, if a guy is with me, then he's WITH ME. And I make that very clear from the beginning. That's not to say I own him. If he wants to sleep around - fine - but he can do that with someone else as I therefore would not want a relationship with him.

It's way more embarassing to show up to a noncostume party in a costume, than showing up to a costume party without a costume, amirite?

Ugh.

Although it wasn't a "costume," I went to an underwear party once and I was the only person who showed up wearing underwear only. Everyone else was too wimpy. I felt so out of place.

For those of us who work in retail, Black Friday is like a day in hell, amirite?
@ForSerious I think mornings are pretty bad, middle of the day, still crowded, then night; it's alright. I had to go in this...

I work at a home goods store. Was pretty quiet. Steady stream of customers - thought it was going to be worse. Parking lot wasn't full at all.

However, Home Depot across the street was packed. Who the hell would go to Home Depot on Black Friday? I don't know.

When you go to Wendy's you have to get the fries and the Frosty or else its just not the same, amirite?

I don't see why combining the two is so popular. I've tried it - it's okay at best. Certainly nothing memorable or anything to obsess over.

For those of us who work in retail, Black Friday is like a day in hell, amirite?

Ugh. Yes. And my shift is in the middle of the day. I might just want to quit on the spot. Ha.