If you follow the logic of anti abortion Christians, the typical masturbating male is a serial killer. amirite?

Wrong. Sperm alone cannot EVER produce an embryo. However, a fertilized egg IS an embryo and therefore, the beginnings of a baby.

Your thought process is illogical, even though I know what you are trying to say.

They had to change the title of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" to "Sorcerer's Stone" in the USA because Americans aren't educated well enough to know what a philosopher is, amirite?
@British people: Having a better education than Americans since forever.

OH, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of being on the MOON.