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Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?

Is Chuck Norris The head man scout?

I can see why they named Aquaman as they did, Seaman would be a bit inappropriate, amirite?
If it aint broken, don't fix it... Who said anything about fixing, Im IMPROVING it... amirite?
@756592

I feel so much more intellectually capable now. Thanks... Shouldn't you be studying instead of having a bitch fight on my post? haha

Don't you think it slightly ironic that BT (British Telecom) use British actors with nice clear English accents on their adverts? The last time I phoned BT, I ended up ordering a chicken tikka masala! amirite?

I dont find this ironic... Im aussie.

You take "All You Can Eat Buffet" as a personal challenge. amirite?

I think this post explains my whole existence...

If it aint broken, don't fix it... Who said anything about fixing, Im IMPROVING it... amirite?

Thanks guys for the overnight bitch fight, you made my day ahahahah :P

you never wear enough eyeshadow. amirite?

whoever wrote this must be an ugly mofo.

Experts say that if you're being attacked by a bear you should lie on the ground face down and play dead. Right, like a bear is going to see you laying there and think "This guy saw me coming and he went to sleep. What a bad ass. I better leave him alone.", amirite?

or go, "om nom nom nom freee meat."

Cake Boss is just like Ace of Cakes except they're all Italian and make less cooler cakes, amirite?

what do you think tiramisu is? Its italian :P

I can't believe that guy just compared me to Hitler. I did Nazi that one coming, amirite?
@mfriggs hahaha, made my day

me too me too. I was like FUCK YEH THATS AWESOME.

The hardest part about having an ugly child is lying to them when they ask you if you love them, amirite?

its most likely that the parent is Ugly too.

I'm tired of all the shows where fat people try to lose weight. I want to see the shows where they send a bunch of skinny people around the country making them gain weight by forcing them into hot dog and pie-eating contests. I can't be the only one, amirite?
While tomatoes are technically a fruit, everyone uses them as a vegetable-they don't have tomato pies, tomato smoothies, or tomato ice cream, amirite?
@There is a such thing as tomato pie. look it up.

Thats exactly what I was thinking... surely the human race has created a tomato pie.....

Amirite should have a automatic spell cheker. amirite?

Or Get Governments to have better education....?