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So in order to be the "perfect guy" I need to have a british accent, play guitar, be able to sing and write music, and a six pack, amirite?

and be really nice... but NOT like edward nice.

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You were really proud when you learned to swallow... a pill, amirite?

@744721

Yes, but so is gagging when something either goes down the wrong way, or is too big. Mostly its to do with your head though. If you think the thing is too big to swallow, then you wont be able to swallow it. Most of the food we swallow is bigger than pills anyway. Also, it has to do with the fact that we like to chew our food before we swallow, but with pills we cant do that.

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Men are like the grasshoppers in the movie Bugs Life. They come, they eat, they leave. amirite?

lol!! very good point

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If the world doesn't end on December 21, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20, 2013, amirite?

@Anybody in June? Perhaps the tenth?

November anyone???

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So in order to be the "perfect guy" I need to have a british accent, play guitar, be able to sing and write music, and a six pack, amirite?

@ThatDylanGuy I know not all girls are shallow. I'm just saying a whole lot of them are. Which is weird since it's always guys...

i think it is safe to say that there is a variation of shallowness in both guys and girls. so, the shallow people can go with each other, and the rest of us who want something more... real... (couldnt think of a word here) can stick with each other.

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I had an argument with my gf last night. She thinks it's ok to meet up with her ex purely 'as firends' for a drink, I don't. amirite?

ask if you can go with her? i reckon you're right

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Girls tend to cry more than boys do, amirite?

its to do with hormones.

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So in order to be the "perfect guy" I need to have a british accent, play guitar, be able to sing and write music, and a six pack, amirite?

@tshah520 Of course we expect stuff, but really, what's mentioned in this post is a BIT too much.

just cos no one has a made a post (that as gotten as many comments as this one) about what a "perfect girl" is. whats your idea of a perfect girl?

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Sometimes you have those visions that are like memories, but you cant remember doing them, yet they are like dreams but you know you didn't dream them, and you didnt think them up because you know you never would have been able to, amirite?